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mallowilicous1

26 M Oakland, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:23am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Jacked
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Retired
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Open
Fun
Gender Role Subverter
Consent Positive
Critical & Somewhat Cynical
Autonomous
Thought Criminal
Cute
XPX Straight Edge Paleo XPX
Introspective
Landscaper/Gardener/Permaculturalist
Communal
Outdoors-person
Health Nut
Open to various forms of relationship
DIY/DIT lyfe
Communicative
Privileged as fauk
Trying my best to be an ally
What I’m doing with my life
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I am a permacultural landscape gardener working and continuing to obtain various certifications, learning as much as I can and enjoying my life to the fullest.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking, massages (in an uncreepy way), making lists, not liking capitalism or the po-po, growing my own food.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My humor?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Just a couple:

I have a pretty eclectic assortment of books, movies and music I like. Authors I have or like (but not necessarily have read complete works of) include, political theorists like Kropotkin, Bookchin and Goldman. I like Derrick Jensen, Ward Churchill, Howard Zinn, George Orwell, Thoreau, Jean Baudrillard, Edward Abby, Jared Diamond, Kurt Vonnegut, Jonathon Lethem, Aldous Huxley, Dave Eggers, J. D. Salinger, Steinbeck, Craig Thompson, Cormac McCarthy, Chuck Palahniuk, and many others. A couple essential gardening books I have are The Backyard Homestead, Gaia's Garden, Seed to Seed and the Four Season Harvest.

Movies include but are not limited to, Gangs of New York, Amelie, Garden State, Four Eyed Monsters, Lost in Translation, Winter Passing, Sideways, I Heart Huckabees, American Splendor, About Schmidt, American Beauty, Fight Club, An Education, Office Space, The Jerk, Enemy at the Gates, Peaceful Warrior, The Big Lebowski, A Clockwork Orange and Trainspotting.

Shows: Trailer Park Boys, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The Office, Family Guy, Portlandia, This American Life, Arrested Development, The Colbert Report & Duck Dynasty.

Music spanning most genres: AIDS Wolf, Air, Andrew Jackson Jihad, Animal Collective, The Avett Brothers, Band of Horses, Baths, Beach House, Bjork, Black Eyes, Blackmill, Boards of Canada, Bon Jovi, Bonobo, Cake, Camera Obscura, The Cardigans, CocoRosie, Cold War Kids, The Cranberries, Crystal Castles, Cyndi Lauper, D Numbers, Daft Punk, Death Cab for Cutie, Death From Above 1979, Gramatik, Pantyraid, Zeds Dead, Pretty Lights, Minnesota, Poison the Well, The Locust, The Faceless, iwrestledabearonce, The Decemberists, The Devil Makes Three, Dredg, Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros, Eskmo, Fever Ray, Florence + The Machine, The Knife, Ladytron, Lana Del Ray, Le Tigre, MIA, The Magnetic Fields, Malvina Reynolds, The Microphones, Mount Eerie, The Naked and Famous, Ou Est Le Swimming Pool, Portugal the Man, Pigeon John, Purity Ring, Radiohead, Rihanna, Salem, Silversun Pickups, Snowmine, The Spinto Band, Starfucker, Klaypex, Knife Party, The Streets, STS9, Tame Impala, Tegan and Sara, Time Fite, Tune-yards, Two Door Cinema Club, Two Gallants, Sky Eats Airplane, War From a Harlots Mouth, Feed Me, Liquid Stranger, Glassjaw, Vampire Weekend, The xx, Yelle, Youngblood Hawke, Brett Dennen, Azure Ray, Daniel Johnston, Elliot Smith, Radical Face, Pete Seeger, Woody Guthrie, Bon Iver, Air, The Album Leaf, Caspian, Claude Debussy, Jose Gonzalez, Mum, Owen, Royksopp, Solar Fields, Taken By Trees, Tycho, Ulrich Schnauss, Bright Eyes, just to name a few.

Food: EVERYTHING. I do try to be conscious about it when I can. A few things that I am growing that I like to eat: Kale, Collards, Jerusalem Artichokes, Scarlet Runner Beans, Fava Beans, Garlic, Onions, Tomatos, Peppers, Eggplant, Tomatillos.

I have the privilege to like art so I often do.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Kitty widdy cats, puppy dawgies, my bicycle, my amazing friends, free things, books, permaculture, anarchy, my body and mind.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Food, sex, gardening & politics. And ultimately how plants, ecosystems and nature are the only things that really make sense to me in this world.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Making funny jokes with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sometimes I wake up in my bed with my pajama pants half off and I do not know why!?
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
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You do not conform to gender roles.
You are a badass.
You wanna ride bicycles to get an ice cream cone.
You want to be listened to, mutually respected and have nice things reciprocated.