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malonerboner

26 F Richmond, VA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:40am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I do hair. I love it.

I love my friends and my family.

I'm pretty hilarious.
What I’m doing with my life
Makin Richmond pretty. Drinkin whiskey.
I’m really good at
Laughing. Talking way too much.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Honky music. Old school hip hop. Everything in between.

Classic romance. Cheesy horror. Sci fi. Bill Murray.

Animal planet.
The six things I could never do without
my cat
my family
seltzer water
music
oxygen
my friends
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Other people's hair, what I'll be like when I grow up, singing in a band.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hangin out with my doods. (I hangout with mostly guys and they are like my family) drinking porch beers and having inappropriate conversations.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 23–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
You can hold your whiskey.
You want to laugh till you cry.
You're not easily offended.
You love your mother.

Ps. I'm really busy and sometimes (most of the time) it takes me a while to respond. Sorrrrry.