malturd
29 Hartford, CT
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My self-summary
Welp, I'm witty as fuck and a night owl.
What I’m doing with my life
working in marketing / social media for a big car dealership all around CT and MA. also trying to figure out how to sell vintage clothes in a cute little storefront. traveling is important to me and I love road trips and getting lost and finding awesome antique shops and yummy little diners!
I’m really good at
Makin jokes, exploring, going on road trips, being spontaneous, partying
The first things people usually notice about me
my sarcasm
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Ernest Hemingway
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Steinbeck
Vonnegut
T. S. Eliot
Charles Dickens
To Kill a Mockingbird
W.B.Yeats

The Wire
Flight of the Conchords
Breaking Bad
Boardwalk Empire
Summer Heights High
True Blood
Game of Thrones
Mad Men
The Killing

The Motorcycle Diaries
Thomas Crown Affair
Fight Club
Dazed and Confused
Benny & Joon
Donnie Darko
Amelie
Almost Famous
Disney
The Goonies
Shawshank Redemption

so much more
The six things I could never do without
- friends and fam
- sunglasses
- my cameras
- griswold cast iron skillets
- whiskey
- a grill (to cook things on, not gold-plated teeth... well.... maybe?)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
art, the future, design

why people go to those paint bars just to make the same shitty painting as their friends. like, why would you want the same shitty painting in your house as your friends do in their houses?????
On a typical Friday night I am
Partying with friends or staying in watching movies eating take out... Either way it's a good time
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i irish step danced for 10 years and i love nic cage

i don't like sushi (i knowwww, i knowwww)
You should message me if
you can take sarcasm/me being feisty

You're a Louie CK kinda man
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