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malturd

28 F Hartford, CT

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 27–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Virgo
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Welp, I'm witty as fuck and a night owl. I hate poor grammar and I like beards.

"And you love me till my heart stops
Love me till I'm dead
Eyes that light up,
eyes look through you
Cover up the blank spots
Hit me on the head."
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to get back into my career field as a photo editor in magazines. Working in the food/service industry while doing so. It's so awesome....
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Makin jokes, exploring, going on road trips, being spontaneous, partying
The first things people usually notice about me
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my sarcasm
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Ernest Hemingway
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Steinbeck
Vonnegut
T. S. Eliot
Charles Dickens
To Kill a Mockingbird
W.B.Yeats

The Wire
Flight of the Conchords
Breaking Bad
Boardwalk Empire
Summer Heights High
True Blood
Game of Thrones
Mad Men
The Killing

The Motorcycle Diaries
Thomas Crown Affair
Fight Club
Dazed and Confused
Benny & Joon
Donnie Darko
Amelie
Almost Famous
Disney
The Goonies
Shawshank Redemption

so much more
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- friends and fam
- sunglasses
- my cameras
- griswold cast iron skillets
- whiskey
- a grill (to cook things on, not gold-plated teeth... well.... maybe?)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
art, the future, design
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Partying with friends or staying in watching movies eating take out... Either way it's a good time
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i irish step danced for 10 years and i love nic cage
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you can take sarcasm/me being feisty

You're a Louie CK kinda man