Recipe for one:

1/3 French (ou un truc dans le genre)
1/3 punk
1/3 nerd

Add crushed (v)ice and shake very vigourously.
Garnish with a sprinkle of stupid jokes and add the last straw.

Currently pursuing a PhD in Sports Geopolitics (yes, for real) while teaching undergrads at the same time
Exploring New York -- just like I pictured it, skyscapers and everything
Trying to introduce my nephews to rock music and old school video games

Getting in trouble whenever I travel : sleeping in a public park in Japan through a typhoon, crossing the Bulgarian border on foot at night, taking up refuge in a Hamburg whorehouse after getting involved in a fight with drugged-up Afghans, etc.
(Don't travel with me. Ever. It's a bad idea.)

The hair.
And then the ethnicity. People always get it wrong -- and I'll bet you a beer that you won't find too.
Actually, I'll even bet a bottle of whatever you like.
(Trust me, you won't.)

(achtung, namedropping galore!)

Music : I listen to waaaay too much music, and do not play my bass enough... Grew up with punk rock (Nomeansno <3), and then started listening to a little bit of everything : A Tribe Called Quest, Wilco, Nick Drake, Stevie Wonder, Boards of Canada, Otis Redding, Toots and the Maytals, ... Well, anything except for doom metal.

Shows : Arrested Development, Breaking Bad, The Wire, Carnivale, Six Feet Under, Louie, Archer, Dexter, and a ton of British comedy (Blackadder, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Peep Show, Spaced,...)
And Shaun the Sheep, because he's totally fucking awesome.

Movies : Anything Scorcese (seriously, the man can do no wrong), Le samouraï, Brazil, City of God, Nuit et brouillard, Z, most of what Pixar has done, Limelight, Dr Strangelove, La vita è bella

Food : anything but eggs. (though I can make a mean quiche/flan)

Siestas
The pirate bay (don't be a hypocrite, you use it too!)
Cheese
My phone's GPS
The pleasure of passing slow-moving traffic on my bike
Distorted guitars
A dozen metrocards with $2.20 on them
...Did I mention siestas?

Whether I could or not build a batsignal, and if Batman would actually turn up. Or at least Robin, I'm cool with Robin too.

Being out and around with people I like, trying to reinvent the world, failing, trying again, giving up, putting lame songs on the jukebox, dancing awkwardly, convincing myself I'm totally absolutely not drunk, telling my friends they're the best things ever -- like better than chocolate and pizza and Iron Man combined, falling asleep on the subway back home, crashing on the couch because the bed is definitely way too far to reach at this point of the night

I really, really like Top Gear

You like talking to strangers

You know how to do shadow animals (seriously, I want to learn)

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