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56 M New York, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 35–55
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Aug 15
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from med school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am many things: musician, artist, massage therapist... I work as a doctor of chiropractic. I love to learn, to be creative/fun and to reinvent myself.

I have decided to return to school. I wish to attain certification as an Oompa-Loompa, with Loompa-Land privileges.

I'm looking for a beautiful woman with a heart of gold. I'm not interested in sleeping with the whole world... I'm looking for that one, very special woman. I want passion and caring... a lasting connection.

Cheerfulness is a beautiful addition to any room. I'm not interested in friction and dysfunction. The world I live in is happy and well adjusted...healthy and positive.

I admire intelligent women with their own ideas and points of view.

I am health conscious... health is my profession. I am physically fit, and seek a woman who values fitness...a woman who is herself fit.

Please, respond only if you have included a recent photo... of yourself. Thank you.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
The summer before last, I had relocated to NYC. The experience had been a "returning to my roots"... I was born in the borough of Queens. Previous to NYC, I had been living in the southwest... for two years... AZ, and then CA.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Reincarnation... I was a pelican in my previous go round. I am quite relieved that I no longer am required to eat nothing but fish. It's a step in the right direction. I do miss flying... and, my sea-side address.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My wings... a vestige of a previous existence. Sadly, they are only for show :(

My friends tell me that I have attractive elbows :)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Horton Hears a Who! ... "a person’s a person, no matter how small."
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My senses... particularly, my sixth sense. I moonlight as a psychic... I see a happy future for you... but, wait, there is something else... I see a man in your life...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where is MY trust fund???

sin(ax)sin(bx) - k cos(ax)cos(bx) = -1
where k > 1 is constant and so are a and b, and they are all irrational.

Also, I wonder why so many profiles contain the use of the "feigning humility" literary description device. For example: "I've been told that I..." (am the best thing since sliced bread... blah, blah, blah.) or, "My friends say that I..." (am God's gift to humanity... yada, yada, yada.) Why not be bold, tell it like it is, and be done with it? For example: "I am too hot to handle, and proud of it, whether my friends say it or not!!!"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging upside-down from a tree limb. I am told it is good for the hair... although, bad for the knees.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I Was Born In the Back Seat of a Greyhound Bus, Rolling Down Highway 41.

Oh, and... I don't speak a word of ancient Greek. I realize that this is a deal-breaker for some. So be it.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
... you don't take yourself too seriously... and, you remember how to laugh... and, if you are passionate, that would be nice, too... and... no bed wetters, please!