Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
hello all, my name is Amanda- that at least hasn't changed from the
last time i updated this forsaken profile. it must be said that i
am only intensely typing due to a very inspirational profile i just
had the privilege of reading... you know who I'm talking about if
you're it's yours. i love it when irony and strange occurrences
make sense. i used to write much more eloquently but now that i
haven't practiced in so long, i wish i had that strength again... i
suppose i should just take mrs. crazy's grade eleven enriched
English course again... it should be mandatory every 4 years. wow-
has it already been that long? actually no, it's been longer...
I am uninspired, sassy, and always right
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
working in the business of low self-esteem and big egos... known to
common man as the business of aesthetics and fashion. I'll admit,
it's not my calling, it's not my dream... but it's interesting for
those of us to like to people watch and it pays the bills... well,
most of them, anyway.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
exaggerating, over-elaborating, performing, sweet-talking,
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm short, but i look tall from far... and i know how to put myself
together well. then probably my smile since it has to move my
cheeks way out to make room to show off my pearly whites! lol (meh,
no room for improvement here...)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
a)Dostoevsky's notes from the underground, Bushnell's sex and the
city and anything by Leonard Cohen
. Noam Chomsky, that
crazy, intelligent bastard! and I'll admit, the shopoholic
series... I'm a sucked for addicts. b)eternal sunshine and garden
state (but I'm a total rocky horror
) groupie!) c)def
stevens, bush, nickelbakc, maroon 5, the donnas, third eye blind,
one hit wonder stuff, spin doctors, verve pipe, collective soul,
metallica...i love music. d)pasta, sushi, seafood, nachos, aisian
and indian cuisines home-cooked meals
food too! lol
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1-a calender (I've learned to live without a watch) 2-communication
(i.e phone, internet, body language), 3-my bed (for all sorts of
reasons), 4-the important people in my life (friends/family/dogs),
5-food 6-music *(not in order)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the ones i care about, the smells around me (i have a very
sensitive sense of smell), food (just being honest!), love
(as big a cliche as it is) but most
of all, the things i have to look forward to.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
typically? um... probably finishing work and going for a lil' night
cap before hitting the sack so i can wake up in time for a coffee
the size of my head before i go to work for the 6th day in a row.
"it's not fair" "life's not fair"
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i have zero patience for stupidity, abuse of any kind, ignorance,
laziness, bad smells, disorganization, rudeness... i could continue
but let's leave it at I HAVE NO PATIENCE.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you should only message me if you think you have something special
to offer- something nobody else has to offer. if you've come this
far in reading my profile, i will assume you caught the part where
i mentioned i was BORED. (actually, that's no longer in my profile,
but it still applies!) well, then, look below and you'll catch it
again. but if you're only motivation for contacting me is "you're
hot" or "i took your test and apparently i could get you off", or,
the worst "i took your test and apparently i CAN'T get you off"
THEN DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME!
...and i would love some criticism as well. *cheers to being blunt
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