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mandrake4

26 M Madrid, Spain

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Very often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I am 3/16ths Irish and 2.9% Neanderthal. Both of those are 100% true.

I garden, recycle, compost, subscribe to the print edition of the New York Times, listen to NPR, and once adopted part of a water buffalo as a Christmas present.

I can make you coffee at least 7 or 8 different ways.

I recently had a considerable sum of belongings stolen from me and it felt great.

(Almost) every sentence in this section starts with the letter 'i'. Ugh.

Español no contiene un 'I', asi escribiré en castellano ahora. Soy un profe de ingles en Madrid, nacido y criado en Texas. Solamente he estado en España desde el otoño previo, asi todavia soy nuevo a España y Madrid. Y infortunadamente, mi español es muy mal. Esta es una de las razones porque estoy aqui. Pues, eso y porque estoy huyendo de la ley.

No importa.
What I’m doing with my life
Meandering through space and time.

A quién le importa?
I’m really good at
Forgetting names and confusing things that are nothing alike.

A quién le importa?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Carefully-quantified conspicuous consumption. Soy insoportable.

I am a music fiend.

And a part-time film buff, albeit with serious gaps in my repertoire. My Netflix queue is insane. I named my cat after Werner Herzog.

At the moment, this is my favorite song of all time

This is what I (try to) sing in the shower.
The six things I could never do without
cheap oil
industrial agriculture
plastics
automobiles
antibiotics
coffee
I spend a lot of time thinking about
entropy
consumerism
coincidences
pop culture
ambiguity
quantum mechanics
baseball
suburban sprawl
time
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing cool things with cool people, obviously.

Una mentira.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have never seen E.T.

I also have a profile on J-Date.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–79
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you're interested in starting a Scrabble club

you like going to the cinema, riding bikes, picnics in the sun, daytime drinking, dancing to soul music, any of the above.