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mandumandu

21 M Seattle, WA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:38pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Judaism
Sign
Libra
Education
Working on university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, French

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My self-summary
Aspiring writer, college student majoring in philosophy, gourmet and gourmand. I play no instrument but I do have more than passing knowledge of showtunes, classic and contemporary. I am generous with knowledge.
What I’m doing with my life
Ha ha! Good question. See above.
I’m really good at
Reflexive Yiddish humor. Push-ups. Cooking and baking. I can draw and also write. Sometimes I manage to sew decently. Acquiring new languages. AP style. The Elements Song. Losing socks. Need I continue?
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm a misanthrope. But it's not contagious!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
books: the chosen, by chaim potok; querelle de brest, by jean genet; aura, by carlos fuentes; philospher or dog?, by machado de assis; in praise of stepmother, by maria vargas llosa; everything by Terry Pratchett; the diaries of anais nin (this I don't care for as much as I used to, but since it occupied such a long stretch of my reading history in adolescence, I'm keeping it here); poetry of emily dickenson; der mann ohne eigenschaften, by robert musil; rimbaud's poetry; john donne's poetry about those things that are not god; tell me how long the train's been gone, by james baldwin; djuna barnes' short stories; in cold blood, by truman capote (and all of his short stories); if on a winter's night a traveler, by italo calvino (no, all of italo calvino); zora neale hurston; flannery o'connor; her, cherry muhanji (if you happen across this book, please buy it--it's highly under-appreciated and so terribly excellent); more more more!

movies and tv: la grande illusion; start the revolution without me; the producers; the frisco kid; blazing saddles; all the president's men; most musicals; the john lee movies starring chow yun-fat; movies by takeshi miike; korean dramas; deadwood; american horror story; shameless (the British original); miranda; Hercule Poirot (try saying it with the proper accent, come on, try, it's so much fun, try it); xena; supernatural; downton abbey; engrenages; blackadder; merlin; kung fu dunk (kung fu and basketball, what could be better?); crouching tiger hidden dragon; fists of fury; detective dee; ong bak I; basically any kung-fu or martial arts movie

music: summary: my go-to triumvirate of musicians I love best is Tom Waits, Iggy Pop, and Kate Bush. Throw in a good measure of Dir En Grey and Adam Ant. My go-to genre I love best is jazz. I have two Guns n' Roses tattoos.

the specifics: the blues (esp. delta blues); jazz (esp. smooth and bebop); motown; soul; bonzo dog band; tom waits; kate bush; parov stelar; screaming jay hawkins; eugene mcguiness; iggy pop (I may own all his albums, solo and with the Stooges, as well as outtakes and live recordings, on vinyl--maybe, maybe not); bessie smith; serge gainsbourg; jacques brel; stromae; edith piaf; blondie; guns n' roses; kansas; boston; asia; journey (yes, yes, I know); new york dolls; los lobos; lou reed; t. rex; danzig; liz phair; queen; dead kennedys; stravinsky; rachmaninoff; rimsky-korsakov; Yelle; etienne daho; indochine. Oh, and lest I forget, 2CELLOS.

BEETHOVEN's 5TH SYMPHONY~

food: I like all foods except (1) mustard; (2) alfredo sauce; (3) bavarian cream.

All of the above was only sparingly capitalized on account of the perceived difficulty of the task. Sorry, it does look funny. I chose to make an addendum rather than fix it, obviously.
The six things I could never do without
Books. Books, books books. Books. Musicals. (Coffee) (Books) [Jazz]

I forgot to mention smooth tenor sax.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Food, art and alcohol. Beyond that, I'm not telling. I have to start using the oxford comma consistently, or else I'll no longer be justified in complaining about those who don't.
On a typical Friday night I am
Long walks and as much coffee as I can drink without becoming a 20-cups-a-day Balzac. Trying to find someone among my very un-sporty friends who will play basketball with me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Naruto makes me really want to be a ninja. Three guesses as to which team I'd best like to be assigned to.

P. S., I'm transgender (ftm). If you don't recognize the terms or want to know more, I recommend this neat search engine called Google.
A note to potential interlocutors, transgender is not my gender identity (dude is my gender identity) and does not define me as a person. If you'd like to talk, please don't lead with the above as a topic. It's pretty boring for me by now.
End PSA.

P. P. S., I'm actually pansexual, as opposed to bisexual. OkCupid, get with the times, the modern age is passing you by.

Okay, since no one has ever messaged me trying to guess which team I'd best like to be assigned to, I'll just tell you. Team Gai forever. Savor your springtime of youth.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi guys
  • Ages 21–40
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Do you enjoy puns? Puns about cows? Puns about homoosexual cows? Heheheheh.