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mandumandu

22 Bellingham, WA Man

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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Judaism
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, French

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My self-summary
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Aspiring writer, college student majoring in philosophy, gourmet and gourmand. I play no instrument but I do have more than passing knowledge of showtunes, classic and contemporary. I am generous with knowledge.

Update: I'm currently spoken for! But I'm always looking for interesting new friends.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Ha ha! Good question. See above.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Reflexive Yiddish humor. Push-ups. Cooking and baking. I can draw and also write. Sometimes I manage to sew decently. Acquiring new languages. AP style. The Elements Song. Losing socks. Need I continue?

The bit about AP is a lie. I hate AP style and I resent my hunky history teacher for making me use it.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a misanthrope. But it's not contagious!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm switching tactics so as not to overwhelm people and only including my current reading list.

(without further ado,)
More Notes on a Native Son, James Baldwin
The Dragon, Yevgeny Zamyatin (these stories are magnificent, I highly recommend to anyone who is tired of reading certain kinds of narrative)
Tractatus Logico-Philosophicus, Wittgenstein
Funeral Rites, Jean Genet

movies and tv: la grande illusion; start the revolution without me; the producers; the frisco kid; blazing saddles; all the president's men; most musicals; the john lee movies starring chow yun-fat; movies by takeshi miike; korean dramas; deadwood; american horror story; shameless (the British original); miranda; Hercule Poirot (try saying it with the proper accent, come on, try, it's so much fun, try it); xena; supernatural; downton abbey; engrenages; blackadder; merlin; kung fu dunk (kung fu and basketball, what could be better?); crouching tiger hidden dragon; fists of fury; detective dee; ong bak I; basically any kung-fu or martial arts movie

music: summary: my go-to triumvirate of musicians I love best is Tom Waits, Iggy Pop, and Kate Bush. Throw in a good measure of Dir En Grey and Adam Ant. My go-to genre I love best is jazz. I have two Guns n' Roses tattoos.

the specifics: the blues (esp. delta blues); jazz (esp. smooth and bebop); motown; soul; bonzo dog band; tom waits; kate bush; parov stelar; screaming jay hawkins; eugene mcguiness; iggy pop (I may own all his albums, solo and with the Stooges, as well as outtakes and live recordings, on vinyl--maybe, maybe not); bessie smith; serge gainsbourg; jacques brel; stromae; edith piaf; blondie; guns n' roses; kansas; boston; asia; journey (yes, yes, I know); new york dolls; los lobos; lou reed; t. rex; danzig; liz phair; queen; dead kennedys; stravinsky; rachmaninoff; rimsky-korsakov; Yelle; etienne daho; indochine. Oh, and lest I forget, 2CELLOS.

BEETHOVEN's 5TH SYMPHONY~

food: I like all foods except (1) mustard; (2) alfredo sauce; (3) bavarian cream.

All of the above was only sparingly capitalized on account of the perceived difficulty of the task. Sorry, it does look funny. I chose to make an addendum rather than fix it, obviously.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Books. Books, books books. Books. Musicals. (Coffee) (Books) [Jazz]

I forgot to mention smooth tenor sax.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Food, art and butts. Beyond that, you'll just have to converse with me to find out. I have to start using the oxford comma consistently, or else I'll no longer be justified in complaining about those who don't.

I am dismayed by how pedestrian Oxford comma jokes have become. I've seen them on at least two other profiles now, and I'm just going to have to think of something more original to put here. Probably a pun.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Undergoing hypnosis to recover my historical past. Last session revealed that in another life, I was either a minor land baron in Reformation-era Poland, or Ephialtes of Trachis (aka cousin of Gollum who betrayed Leonidas in 300).

Just joshing you, I don't believe in that stuff.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Naruto makes me really want to be a ninja. Three guesses as to which team I'd best like to be assigned to.

P. S., I'm transgender (ftm). If you don't recognize the terms or want to know more, I recommend this neat search engine called Google.
A note to potential interlocutors, transgender is not my gender identity (dude is my gender identity) and does not define me as a person. If you'd like to talk, please don't lead with the above as a topic. It's pretty boring for me by now.
End PSA.

P. P. S., I'm actually pansexual, as opposed to bisexual. OkCupid, get with the times, the modern age is passing you by.

Okay, since no one has ever messaged me trying to guess which team I'd best like to be assigned to, I'll just tell you. Team Gai forever. Savor your springtime of youth.
You should message me if
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Do you enjoy puns? Puns about cows? Puns about homoosexual cows? Heheheheh. Why is it that the older I get, the more I savor a good pun?

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