The bit about AP is a lie. I hate AP style and I resent my foxy history teacher for making me use it.
Madness and Civilization, Michel Foucault
From Torah to Kabbalah, R.C. Musaph-Andriesse
Plato's Republic, ...Plato
Savage Detectives, Roberto Bolano
movies and tv (just a representative sample):
blazing saddles, the john lee movies starring chow yun-fat, Ichi the Killer, Boys Over Flowers, Deadwood, Miranda, Xena, Blackadder, Merlin, Kung fu dunk, basically any kung-fu or martial arts movie
My go-to triumvirate of musicians is Tom Waits, Iggy Pop, and Kate Bush. The best concert I've ever been to was Dir En Grey at the Showbox. My go-to genre I love best is jazz. My go-to song is HYFR.
food: I like all foods except (1) mustard; (2) alfredo sauce; (3) bavarian cream.
All of the above was only sparingly capitalized on account of the perceived difficulty of the task. Sorry, it does look funny. I chose to make an addendum rather than fix it, obviously.
I forgot to mention smooth tenor sax.
I am dismayed by how pedestrian Oxford comma jokes have become. I've seen them on at least two other profiles now, and I'm just going to have to think of something more original to put here. Probably a pun.
Just joshing you, I don't believe in that stuff.
P. S., I'm transgender (ftm). If you don't recognize the terms or want to know more, I recommend this neat search engine called Google.
A note to potential interlocutors, transgender is not my gender identity (dude is my gender identity) and does not define me as a person. If you'd like to talk, please don't lead with the above as a topic. It's pretty boring for me by now.
Okay, since no one has ever messaged me trying to guess which team I'd best like to be assigned to, I'll just tell you. Team Gai forever. Savor your springtime of youth.