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mandymule

26 F Simsbury, CT

I’m looking for

  • Straight guys only
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 16
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.66m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Singer, actress, voice coach, director... Master's candidate, student teacher...

Smart and pretty, but flawed just like everyone else.

I love to laugh and I hope to find someone to be silly with.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Getting educated and educating kids.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Reading people and making others laugh. Basically a comedian.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Boobs.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The Things They Carried, The Hunger Games, Catcher in the Rye, Relic, Brave New World, The Bell Jar, The Host, House of Leaves, Dr. Seuss, anything by Mo Willems, etc.

Moulin Rouge, Indiana Jones, The Hunger Games, Inglourious Basterds, Finding Nemo, Taken, Silence of the Lambs, etc.

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, How I Met Your Mother, Dexter, New Girl, The Mindy Project, anything on Investigation Discovery, etc.

Hanson, Tool, Young the Giant, Faure, Tinted Windows, old school Broadway, A Perfect Circle, Mozart, etc.

chocolate chip pancakes, coffee, diet peach snapple, spaghetti-o's, cereal, strawberries, bananas, peanut butter.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Singing
Children
Laughing
Friends
Learning
Family
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
School and work and school and work.

Love.

Ways to better myself and those around me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
doing work, watching movies, out at the bar with friends, pretending to be a beer snob, playing trivia, or working at my part-timer.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like Bud Light. I hope that's not a deal breaker.

Also, I'm on a new health kick... Working diligently to lose the weight I gained in college and graduate school. It's hard work, but I'm worth it. I can always use motivating friends!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to laugh!

Aaand... Kindly move on if you're only looking for meaningless sex. I respectfully decline.