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  • Ages 21-28
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6' 5" (1.96m)
Agnosticism and laughing about it
English, French (Somewhat), Latin (Somewhat), Spanish (Somewhat), C++ (Fluently)
My self-summary
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I am a mystery, wrapped in an enigma, wrapped in a layer of gooey, delicious nougat.

I graduated in 2009 from the University of Illinois with a B.S. in Physics, and I have returned to Chicago to seek out my fortune in this topsy-turvy world. So far, I think I've done alright.

A day spent without playing music is a day wasted. A day playing music, wasted, is a day well spent.

I also like to brew my own beer. It is similar to doing science; there are exact measurements to take, and precise procedures to follow. It reminds me of doing lab work, which I kind of miss in a masochistic way, only instead of producing a paper on "The Effects of Sample Composition on Temperature Dependent Phenomena in Relaxor Ferroelectric Materials" at the end, it produces beer, which is more fun at parties.

I have been to nine countries and three continents, and I plan to at minimum double that by the time I'm 30.

Linguam latinam servi. Quod umquam fecis?
What I’m doing with my life
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Building websites. Serenading the spiders on my porch. Waiting for the CTA.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
How preposterously tall I am.

When I'm drunk, people also tell me that I sound exactly like Charlie from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Kitten mittens.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Tom Robbins is my homeboy. If you've read Still Life With Woodpecker and didn't enjoy it, I don't think our love was meant to be. If you haven't read it, you should go do that. Like, now. Seriously. It's that good.

Other favorites: One Hundred Years of Solitude by Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Catch-22 by Joseph Heller, God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater by Kurt Vonnegut, American Gods by Neil Gaiman, Siddhartha by Herman Hesse, and One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest by Ken Kesey, Hard Times by Charles Dickens, The Old Man and the Sea by Ernest Hemmingway, Invisible Cities by Italo Calvino.

I also have a raging boner for anything written by William Shakespeare.

Movies: I watched Jiro Dreams of Sushi the other day, and it was quite possibly the most beautiful series of images I have ever seen.

The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Primer, The Big Lebowski, Being John Malkovitch, Moon, American Beauty, The Fifth Element, Magnolia, Au Revoir Les Enfants, Dr. Strangelove, The Royal Tennenbaums, High Fidelity, Gladiator, WALL-E, and anything by Quentin Tarantino, Stanley Kubrick, the Coen Brothers, Wes Anderson, Christopher Nolan, or Charlie Kaufman.

Music: Wilco, Led Zeppelin, The Talking Heads, LCD Soundsystem, Arcade Fire, Phish, The Flaming Lips, Radiohead, Muse, Spiritualized, Built to Spill, The Shins, tUnE-yArDs, Portugal. The Man, Neutral Milk Hotel, Jeff Buckley, Spoon, Sigur Ros, The XX, The White Stripes, Sufjan Stevens, Aesop Rock, The Rolling Stones, The Avalanches, Menomena, Grizzly Bear, Caribou, Animal Collective, The Beta Band, Nick Drake, Four Tet, DJ Shadow, Claude Debussy, Neil Young, Wu-Tang Clan, Miles Davis, Giacomo Puccini, Jimi Hendrix, Umphrey's McGee, Igor Stravinsky, Gorillaz, etc.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My electric guitar, my laptop, my book/record collection, my birkenstock sandals, and craft-brewed beer.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The infinite unknowability of the universe.

Do I actually taste notes of grapefruit and dried figs in this beer, or am I a self-deluded asshole?

Issues of social class, and why the American media/political system refuse to acknowledge or address them.

How we landed a rocket-powered hover-crane on the surface of Mars, and the first thing it did was send a twitpic.

What liquid the CTA-bus-seat-stain I'm about to sit on used to be.

Where I would like to travel to next.

How we, as a society, can live more sustainably.

Some book I just read, some movie I just watched, or some album I just listened to.

How exactly one puts the pussy in a sarcophagus, and whether or not this is as pleasurable as Yeezy would lead one to believe.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
out and about.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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When I was a kid, I took figure skating lessons until 3rd grade. Not hockey skating lessons, but honest to god, Brian Boytano, spandex outfit figure skating lessons. I was not the most popular child in grade school.
You should message me if
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If you know who Kilgore Trout is.
If you think Abbey Road is the best Beatles album.
If you want to trade book recommendations.