My favorite things are chocolate and irony. I'm a dance machine
looking for a partner.
What I’m doing with my life
Writing horror movie pornos. AKA "Hornos."
I’m really good at
Karate, Trivia, Daydreaming.
The first things people usually notice about me
I suffer from a very sexy learning disability.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Homage to Catalonia, The Brothers Karamozov, Beauty and the Beast,
Ferngully, Clueless, Fast and the Furious:Tokyo Drift, The
Professional. I will always have a soft spot for The Adventures of
I've co-opted my sister's music collection: Regina Spektor, Ani
Difranco, Killer Tofu, Stevie Nicks, Jenny Lewis, Cat Power.
The six things I could never do without
- I love running around in the rain.
- second breakfast
I spend a lot of time thinking about
- What it would be like to have a chainsaw for an arm.
- Social Justice
- hugging kittens
On a typical Friday night I am
Water balloon fights, puppet shows, circlejerks.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
-I can't stand stop and chats. I'm a ninja when it comes to
-I also have dance contests with my younger siblings. I'm defending
-A date brought me flowers once, and it was fantastic.
-I pee sitting down. Deal with it.
-I shout out my own name during sex.
-I cut my own hair. I'm as good or better than at least half the
stylists at Super Cuts.
You should message me if
You like Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.