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28 Tampa, FL Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 10:24am
Middle Eastern
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Used up
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
My self-summary
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My favorite things are chocolate and irony. I'm a dance machine looking for a partner.
What I’m doing with my life
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Writing horror movie pornos. AKA "Hornos."
I’m really good at
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Karate, Trivia, Daydreaming.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I suffer from a very sexy learning disability.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Homage to Catalonia, The Brothers Karamozov, Beauty and the Beast, Ferngully, Clueless, Fast and the Furious:Tokyo Drift, The Professional. I will always have a soft spot for The Adventures of Tin Tin.

I've co-opted my sister's music collection: Regina Spektor, Ani Difranco, Killer Tofu, Stevie Nicks, Jenny Lewis, Cat Power.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- I love running around in the rain.
- second breakfast
- elevenses
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
- What it would be like to have a chainsaw for an arm.
- Social Justice
- hugging kittens
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Water balloon fights, puppet shows, circlejerks.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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-I can't stand stop and chats. I'm a ninja when it comes to avoiding these.

-I also have dance contests with my younger siblings. I'm defending champion.

-A date brought me flowers once, and it was fantastic.

-I pee sitting down. Deal with it.

-I shout out my own name during sex.

-I cut my own hair. I'm as good or better than at least half the stylists at Super Cuts.
You should message me if
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You like Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.