I competed in the annual Pun-Off in Austin, TX and came in a respectable last place. My interests are similar to the hairs of my beard, reaching in about every direction and come in different shades and lengths.
I am hoping to meet someone who can help me get to know Austin so that I can start to think of it as my home. I like riding bikes, hiking and foosball. When I try to go jogging, strangers often ask if I need help. I am up for a big night out or a quiet evening in.
I’ve never used anything like Okay cupid before but, after reading these entries, I feel warm and hopeful—as though I’m wearing Barack Obama’s underwear. I am relieved to know that are some quirky cuties out there that are not all spoken for, yet. I’m more exciting than a commercial. If you need a stunt boyfriend replica, I offer hourly rates. I can do a wonderful impersonation of a boyfriend.