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mango-chutney

36 M Austin, TX

My Details

Last Online
Feb 19
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Medicine
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
I have spent the last decade traveling to places as far spread as Tanzania, South Korea, Guatemala and Australia. Along the way, I got my Bachelor’s Degree at Guilford College in North Carolina and held a variety of jobs including, Bell Man, Bus Driver and Teacher of English as a Second Language. I eventually settled in Austin, TX and into a job at the Texas School for the Blind.

I competed in the annual Pun-Off in Austin, TX and came in a respectable last place. My interests are similar to the hairs of my beard, reaching in about every direction and come in different shades and lengths.

I am hoping to meet someone who can help me get to know Austin so that I can start to think of it as my home. I like riding bikes, hiking and foosball. When I try to go jogging, strangers often ask if I need help. I am up for a big night out or a quiet evening in.

I’ve never used anything like Okay cupid before but, after reading these entries, I feel warm and hopeful—as though I’m wearing Barack Obama’s underwear. I am relieved to know that are some quirky cuties out there that are not all spoken for, yet. I’m more exciting than a commercial. If you need a stunt boyfriend replica, I offer hourly rates. I can do a wonderful impersonation of a boyfriend.
I’m really good at
Rubbin' lady parts
The first things people usually notice about me
I look like the actor "House."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Tom Robbins can go wrong, but I haven’t seen it yet;
Pastoralia by George Saunders make me take back all those bad things I said about reading.
I enjoy doing things that end in ____ing
Calculator watches
The number 143
Speaking something similar to Spanish
Bike riding with a helmet (feels weird)
Wogging (where Walking meets Jogging)
Daily Show, Colbert Report, The Office
The six things I could never do without
Head
Shoulders
Knees
And
Toes
Knees
And
Toes
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I enjoy doing things that end in ___________ing
On a typical Friday night I am
Looking at you, thinking about your roommate.
I’m looking for
  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 24–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You like foot rubs, riding bikes, bad kissers, and eager beavers.