Time for a profile overhaul (slightly).
Here's mah thing:
If you're not on here to meet people in real life, then I don't totally understand what you're doing on here at all. I can only hold a bullshit internet conversation for so long before I get bored. In life, I'm not an especially talkative person. That's not to say that I'm a poor conversationalist or that I'm without a command of language, I just don't like talking all the damn time. That's what OKC conversations beyond like 5 messages are. Just me talking to try to keep you interested. Trust me, you won't be interested forever. Just setting me up for failure.
Let's hang out.
Get to know each other as people.
Not as internet personalities.
THEN I'll decide whether I like you or not.