Writer.
Actor.
Director.
Comedian.
Cat person.

Time for a profile overhaul (slightly).
Here's mah thing:
If you're not on here to meet people in real life, then I don't totally understand what you're doing on here at all. I can only hold a bullshit internet conversation for so long before I get bored. In life, I'm not an especially talkative person. That's not to say that I'm a poor conversationalist or that I'm without a command of language, I just don't like talking all the damn time. That's what OKC conversations beyond like 5 messages are. Just me talking to try to keep you interested. Trust me, you won't be interested forever. Just setting me up for failure.
Let's hang out.
Smoke some~
Drink some~
Get to know each other as people.
Not as internet personalities.
THEN I'll decide whether I like you or not.

Living. Having fun. Going to school full-time for theatre and entrepreneurship.

humility.

you tell me.

American Psycho, Arthur Miller, Star Wars, Harry Potter, Of Mice and Men, REM, Metallica, Pulp Fiction, He is Legend, Italian, I Am Legend, Shakespeare, Mozart, 30 Rock, Archer, Manwiches, Girl With the Dragon Tattoo, Drake, NWA, To Kill a Mockingbird, The Shawshank Redemption, DMX, Ice Cube, The Office, House, Fall Out Boy, Elvis, swing jazz, and Honey Nut Cheerios, Stone Temple Pilots, I Love You Phillip Morris, Hitchcock, Kurt Vonnegut, George R.R. Martin, Poe, Carroll, The Aquabats, Mariana's Trench, Ben Folds, Chopin, Vivaldi, Tchaikovski, Mean Girls.

Weed, meat, water, oxygen, kittens and freedom.

Life.
Star Wars.
And the way my reality allegorically relates to the two.

Dancing on table tops, having too many shots, forgetting who I've kissed, maxing out my credit cards, getting kicked out of bars, hitting boulevards. And what have you.

I hate Tool.

YOU WANNA BE FRANDS.