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27 F Wilmington, NC

My Details

Last Online
Jul 18, 2006
5′ 1″ (1.55m)
Body Type
Rather not say
Other, and very serious about it
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Art / Music / Writing
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t want kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Latin, Spanish, Ancient Greek, Italian

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My self-summary
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My favorite word is SPOON.

My next favorite word is ASHEN.

I don't think CELLAR DOOR sounds beautiful at all. Screw the Welsh and their involvement with CELLAR DOOR.


Seriously, people.

My name is Emily. I'm...well, shit, I'm actually eighteen, and I'm not sure why this thing is saying I'm nineteen. Must've hit a wrong button somewhere.

Freshman at UNC, drunkenly gushy, surprisingly reticent when sober, and full of Sartre, not angst. I think you better believe in online dating, because it sure as hell exists. And if you still don't believe in online dating, I hope you feel guilty. You just negated this site.

Some Things to Talk About with Me:: reedin' and ritin', the spiritual in all forms, Hello Kitty, the exact flavours of Pez, where America went wrong, Smart Cars, sex, roles of the sexes, anything involving Russia, Roman history, E.E. Cummings, why E.E. Cummings should be fucking capitalized, socialism in America, silly putty, where we're going to eat, why on earth humans occasionally feel that intense and startling moment of purpose, hills and mountains, where we're going in this relationship, why it doesn't matter where we're going in this relationship, the Nihilist Cafe and what precisely that would be like, the transparency of the earth, phenomena far away and deep in space, imaginary worlds and places, and no, I don't mean 'places in books and movies', nothing at all, because silence is better in the long run.

Things to Do: spontaneous road trips, editing my goddamn writing, art in places there should never be art, making a public scene, breaking up loudly and violently in Attic Greek in the middle of a shopping mall, dancing to invisible waltzes, becoming a series of extravagant surprises, and being willing, overall, to make everything inconsequential.

I am sweet, pretty, and totally lying
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Shit! They're on to me.

I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing short surrealistic haiku. Seriously, check this out.

waterfront pingpong! oh fuschia teeth of backsass, rennovate Waldo.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That would involve other people seeing me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books--On the Road, The Name of the Rose, Dune, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, Naked Lunch, The Last Temptation of Christ, A Clockwork Orange, 1984, Anything by Tolkien, One Flew Over the Cukoo's Nest, Flowers for Algernon, McTeague, V., Catcher in the Rye, Ethan Frome, East of Eden, The Monk, Lamb, Siddhartha, Ada, Lolita, Oryx and Crake, any of Camus's short stories, Midnight's Children, The Satanic Verses, The Virgin Suicides, Choke

Poetry by--E.E. Cummings, Muriel Rukeyser, T.S. Eliot, Rainer Maria Rilke, Margaret Atwood, Hayden Carruth, Allen Ginsberg, Robert Browning, H.D, Dylan Thomas, Rumi, Li Po

Movies--Seven Samurai, anything Star Wars (esp. Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi), Six String Samurai, Pulp Fiction, Hero, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, LotR, Citizen Kane, Young Frankenstein, The Last Samurai, Boondock Saints, Good Night and Good Luck

Music--Basically anything.

Foods--anything Thai, pineapple, pomegranate, fresh kale, sweet potato salad, vegetable soup, ice cream, pixy stix, coffee, Dr. Pepper
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
duct tape, books, friends, underwear, chocolate and Hello Kitty.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Bagels. Do you know how AWESOME bagels are? I mean, seriously. They're AWESOME. Who on earth came up with the idea of BAGELS. That little hole in the middle? Pure genius.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
...out until Saturday morning, when I return to my incense and sex-scented lair and allow the stygian gloom of my own self-doubt to swallow my soul and leave me wallowing in self-pity and microwaved burritos.

On Sunday I walk twenty blocks to breakfast and feel totally justified ordering whatever the fuck I feel like. If I had a car, I would be morbidly obese to a point beyond belief. I then return home, write for three hours, and do other things. Which must be unimportant. Because I can't REMEMBER them.

But on Monday, I barely bother leaving the house, because everyone else is employed and off earning money.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I AM MENSTRUATING. If you can't handle that statement, I don't really want to talk to you.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 20–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're bored, and you want a conversation. I'm good for that sort of thing.