Hi. Here a couple random things about me.

- I'm a happy person.

- I love laughing and making people laugh.

- I'm an amateur drummer.

- I like taking pictures.

- I will take any excuse to go on extended roadtrips/adventures.

- I like cookies with milk.

- I'm a server in the day and I fight zombies at night.

- I'm inclined to karaoke.

- I speak Spanish.

- Soccer + music = life

- I think the semicolon is underrated; i use it when i can.

- I enjoy reading manga.

- Comedy Central and Adult Swim.

- I love my friends and family.

I'm working and going to college

I don't know

Music- pink Floyd, the horrors, illscarlet, soundgarden
Shows- the peep show, whitest kids you know, freaks and geeks, trailer park boys
Movies- back to the future, karate kid

How to conquer the world??

Get completely smashed and go do some laser hair removal at a local mall. Kidnap puppies from the beach. Pull fire alarms at senior citizen homes and see who has the fastest evacuation time. Dress up in white and pretend to be waiters at the Cheesecake Factory and cause mad chaos on a busy Friday night. Take life too seriously. Update our Facebooks to let everyone know how awesome the first date is. Order shrimp coc.ktails and hold the shrimp. Make this website not block the coc.k in coc.ktails. Run for mayor of a small town. Build blanket forts. Donate things from people who are pack rats and see how long it takes them to notice that things are missing. Skip to MY loo. Not your loo. Sexually harass people's shadows. Donate pot brownies to natural disaster victims. Eat masking tape. Update your Twitter and tweet about how you just ate a massive ball of tape and aren't sure what to expect next. Talk about how much John Mayer sucks ass but talk about how amazing his guitar skills are and agree that he should just play blues. Destroy all marshmallow Peeps. Post absurd romance ads on Craigslist and see who bites and let hilarity ensue shortly after. Backpack around inside your home for three days and pretend we're in Europe. And then make a scrap book from the photos you took from back packing around your house and show all our friends our crazy and wild adventures we had while back packing around your house.