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33 F Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 3:14pm
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t want kids
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
I love whiskey, kittens, well-commented code, ridiculous haircuts, glitter, mixtapes, cured meats, goats, meeples, manicures, cephalopods, and good coffee.

Once upon a time I seriously considered going for my PhD in philosophy, but decided to write code for a living instead. Now I'm a front-end web developer at an advertising agency in Manhattan. I'm an omnivorous gamer - tabletop RPGs, boardgames, card games, Xbox Live, iPhone games, whatever.

I also love music, especially live music. There's at least a band or two I like from nearly every genre, but I'm not really one of those "I like everything" people - I'm adventurous, but picky.

I'm a feminist, so if you think that's a weird or bad thing to be, we probably won't get along.
What I’m doing with my life
My New York is a magical fantasy land, full of fancy cocktails and improbable foodstuffs and insane friends with many talents. I love it here and spend a lot of time out and about, finding interesting things to do - burlesque shows, science lectures, theatre, dance, indie movies, comedy, new bands, book signings, whatever.
I’m really good at
I'm good at being more-or-less functional on very little sleep. I know more about IE6 bugs than I ever thought I would. I make pretty kickass cornbread.
The first things people usually notice about me
I am fat, sassy, and queer. I have strange hair and wear a lot of black. I feel pretty good about all of this.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
These lists are hard, but here are a couple of super-favorites:

- Movies: Brazil, Dr Strangelove, Harold & Maude
- TV: Twin Peaks, Star Trek: TNG, The Wire
- Authors: William Gibson, David Foster Wallace, Patrick O'Brian
- Music: Skinny Puppy, NIN, The Protomen, Andrew Bird, Tom Waits
The six things I could never do without
Hot sauce, epistemology, eyeliner, cheesy sci fi, black jeans, whimsy
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I wonder if I could get away with having cats in my no-pets apartment.
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing some totally awesome shit. You should join me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am a huge sucker for accents. Some more than others, but almost all of them at least a little bit.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 25–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You should message me if you want to go drink fancy beverages, or you need another person for your boardgame group, or you have an awesome dog or cat for me to befriend.

I am not interested in couples. Don't bother messaging me if you're homophobic, transphobic, racist, misogynist, or any of that bullshit. Life's too short.