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manxter

59 Washington, DC Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 36–58
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jun 26
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Sign
Leo
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Law
Status
Single
Offspring
Has kids
Speaks
English, Urdu
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am outdoorsy when evicted, and love to travel if indicted. When my laundry piles up too high, I just burn it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Shaving. Making coffee with a cat on my shoulders.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Either my eyes or my hostages.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Randomly, Malcolm Gladwell, David Sedaris, Mary Roach, Hunter Thompson, Camille Paglia, Flann O'Brien, the New Yorker, Unbroken, Eckhart Tolle, anything about hemorrhagic plague viruses, bear attacks, invasive species, near-death experiences, risking lives for gold or crabs, Intervention, just a pinch of war & football, Being John Malkovich, Pan's Labyrinth, the 400 Blows, Eternal Sunshine, Man on Wire, Amelie, the Commitments, Sideways, Cold Souls, Defending Your Life, the Fauves & Ashcans, Diebenkorn, Copland, Faure, Nina Simone, Shirley Manson, the Delfonics, rock of some ages, white noise all goddam night long. I like both dry and wet food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My kids, my friends, automatic weapons, rooting out online-dating flag-burners, etc.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How it has come to this. How to assess chemistry on a hand-held device. But if you are out there and we find each other, I will stop thinking.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Celibate. Tempt me not with contraception, ye tattooed vixens!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I play full-court basketball every week. I'm also working on my black belt in public transportation.
You should message me if
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You are not Rick Santorum in drag... dude, I can always tell when it's you.