Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Just a simple guy from the Midwest using self-depreciating humor to
get through the work week. On the weekends, I make sure to fire up
the netflix account, stay away from loud music, and eat copious
amounts of cottage cheese. I may have copy-pasted parts of my
profile from my Grandpa's seniorpeopledate.com profile.
I thrive off of challenges. I built my own computer in December
just to see if I could do it. I'm slowly teaching myself guitar,
despite getting distracted by other things and not touching it for
a few months here and there (currently in a haven't touched it in a
while stage). I've been a pretty avid gym-goer the past 2 years,
but I much prefer getting exercise by hiking or backpacking (I'm
slowly crossing chunks of the Appalachian Trail off my list). I
love whiskey and yoga, sometimes together (just kidding- please
don't do those together). Also did my undergrad at UNC- go
I have a slight stutter. It's honestly not a big deal to me, but
some people don't know how to handle it, so I just figure I should
be upfront about it here.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I do environmental consulting for a company in the RTP. I'm also
figuring out ways to trick Emma Stone into marrying me. Turns out
Ryan Gosling masks are not that convincing.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
nerding out over sustainability and environmental stuff. Also
really obscure government facts.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I love Vonnegut, Bradbury, Huxley, Orwell... but my tastes are
pretty broad- I'm reading Ishmael right now and before that I read
Guns, Germs, and Steel (which is a fantastic nonfiction book, you
should read it).
I'm pretty much a dork when it comes to shows and movies. Fantasy
and Sci-Fi are my jam.
I love lots of different types of food; my favorites right now are
Indian and Mediterranean, but I never turn down new foods.
My music tastes make about as much sense as a denim track suit:
I've been jamming to Foo Fighters, Kid Cudi, Iron and Wine, St.
Lucia, and Justin Timberlake lately.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
clark's desert boots, cottage cheese, overused dating clichés,
peanut butter, browsing my phone on the toilet, Six things I could
never do without lists.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I didn't have a good place to put this, but I think this is a
pretty hilarious description of online dating:
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
honestly, usually polar opposites- either out of town on some
adventure or at home, going to bed at 11 because i'm exhausted.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm not allowed to play Star Wars trivia pursuit with my friends
anymore because the last 2 times I played, I won on my first
I've crossed the border into Canada illegally before.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You can tell me what a Hefeweizen is.
Or you would like for us to get together and interview each other
with intrusive questions, but not too intrusive that we make the
other person uncomfortable. That's usually how first dates go,
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