I am a good guy. It's an exclusive club with decoder rings and secret handshakes but again, unfortunately, I can't talk about that either. They might be watching.
I do have a sense of humor and a propensity to open doors for women. It's an unusual quirk but it gets good reviews so I am remiss to seek psychiatric attention.
The only drama in my life is acting the fool to the delight of my friends but if you can't laugh at yourself then you're not funny enough.
Oh and I like macdonalds coffee over Timmy's. Its a life choice.