I spend a lot of time talking about food. I frequently wear clothes that make me feel like I should be carrying a bible and proselytizing. We can't be friends if you don't know who Jimmy Carter is.

I live for baseball season. The Angels are like every boy I've ever dated-they woo me in the spring, romance me all summer long and then break my heart into a thousand pieces in the fall ;)

Life advice: Any amusement park ride that has a vomit shield built into it should be avoided. Any food that contains fruit is automatically a breakfast food, and that includes blueberry beer.

How it is even possible that Charlie Sheen was raised by Martin Sheen.

"My ideal man has the brains of George Clooney and the body of Joe Biden"