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30 F Katy, TX

My Details

Last Online
Apr 16
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Working on masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
Life right now seems a little like trying to take an excited dog on a walk. Mind you a big dog and I've foolishly wrapped the leash around my wrist. So while I attempt to plant my feet and wrangle some control out of it, it's pulling me along and trying to rip my arm off. I technically "live" in Katy if living is where you keep your stuff but I do things predominantly in Houston where I am working on an MFA in sculpture.

So to give an idea of who I am...I love going on adventures and staying at home and watching movies. For fun I will argue a point til the point is so muddled and confused that we don't even know what we were talking about. I will sit back quietly and just listen. I will poke fun and then bring you homemade cookies. I am unreasonably reasonable, hyper logical and yet still occasionally governed by these damnable ovaries. I'll watch hockey for days but other sports bore me. I'm shy at all the wrong times and out going when you least expect it. I'm not to be relegated to the limitations of an internet list.

My thoughts come out better through my fingers than my mouth and that is why the internet is a lovely thing.

I am achieving levels of, unprecedented, and new awkward (this sentence was more impressive when I fit it into those three boxes)
What I’m doing with my life
I probably won't be able to tell you until I'm dead.
All together, I'm just trying to do my best with what I was given, and those things I can pick up along the way.

Hopefully, the story won't include,"I was going to but..." unless it is then followed with, "then you know zombies attacked."

I quit helping to make dinosaurs for money to go to grad school. Potentially critical error. I have been on the back of a 20 foot tall T-Rex.
I’m really good at
A vast number of heretofore trivial things, backgammon and baking I'm really good at baking.

spraining my ankle

Surprising people. Not the woo! it's a party way. But in the, oh you have gone against my preconceived notion way.

Talking to complete strangers, having no idea what to say to casual acquaintances.
The first things people usually notice about me
I really wouldn't know I generally operate under the mistaken assumption that I am in fact invisible.

Me not needing help to get things on the top shelf? That I have lady parts? That I just made some random sound, because I only hiccuped once?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
There are so many reasons I read that it is hard to pick a favorite. Like there are favorites for losing myself in, there are favorites for making me think, there are stylistic favorites, favorite characters, stories, authors, those that make me want to put it down so I can start writing myself. Overall though I am rather fond of Jorge Borges. I've also become quite a fan of audio books.

As far as movies are concerned you can just believe me when I say I like all the good ones. I am terrible at listing things I like especially movies. I own the Ewok movies and I am not afraid of having to read dialog. I watched Apocalypse Now twice in a row when I first saw it.There is no movie that will scare me, believe me I've tried, I end up having to scare myself. Reservoir Dogs was the first movie I ever bought. I like to say, "Shut the fuck up Donny." A lot. Hmm Oldboy, and Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Hudsucker Proxy... you know those ones about stuff.

Music may in fact sustain me as much as food. I love so many different bands,genres,decades as to make listing a futile endeavor. Okkervil River is my favorite band and I grew up listening to oldies (by choice), you can go from there. My play list is likely to go from incomprehensible shrieking to Bach to Doo Wop to something with banjos and rednecks. I still try to go to live shows when I can, I will never have been to enough.

Television is easier to list because there is much less that I enjoy: X-Files, Arrested Development,30 Rock, Colbert, Mythbusters Venture Brothers...then there are shows that i would watch if they were on like Cowboy Bebop Mr. Show, News Radio I think I possess enough intellect to back up watching as much tv as i want without shame. I have not only been to a sci-fi convention but refer to the day as Jayne Day.

Food: I hate Spaghetti sauce. That's about it. Anything you can dip in butter or chocolate will probably be my favorite. I will know it's true love if a man can watch me eat all you can crab legs and won't abandon me at the restaurant.
The six things I could never do without
things I can use to make other things
a sense of accomplishment
a sense of humor
non roofed environments
change (situational but monetary is nice too)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How I should probably be doing something more productive.

If I drink coffee now will I be able to sleep later?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a profile on okcupid.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 23–38
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Because the cost/benefit ratio is greatly in your favor to. You risk nothing by messaging me and potentially gain getting to know me. Which I'll just tell you now is worth it.