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22 Paris, France Woman


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–25
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Oct 31, 2014
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Working on law school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
English (Fluently), French (Fluently), German (Fluently), Ancient Greek (Okay), Russian (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Half girl. Half robot. Half ravioli.

Married. Couple of kids. Looking for some side action. Just kidding. Single. 3 tamagotchis. Looking for someone to bring to family events so they stop thinking something is wrong with me.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Full time college student.
But my hobbies mostly include wasting my potential.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Pointless conversations.
Sometimes it takes me more than eight hours to get nothing done.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
She’s beauty, she’s grace, she’s Miss United States.
I'm also left handed
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Just know that I'm fluent in three languages: French, Sarcasm, and Profanity.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I like cheese, wine and champagne, pokemon cards and Margaret Thatcher. I’m gonna put chocolate sirup on my whole body to pretend that I got tan.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
re-evaluating my life.

& dropping out of school to become part of a chicken nugget cult
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
ordering a human pizza.

I get really drunk and then I steal candles from parties because I don't want to buy my own candles.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I’m not trying to make friends here im starting an army.

it's hard to be swaggie in this economy
You should message me if
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you want a friend, a date, or someone to walk your dog.

PS i dedicate this boner to u