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mariaeva

33 / F / bisexual / Single

El Paso, Texas

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Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
5' 2" (1.57m).
Body Type
Thin
Looking For
New friends, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Scorpio and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Unemployed
Income
Kids
Has children
Pets
Languages
English

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I am funny, pragmatic, and nerdy.

My Self-Summary

I love to shoot pool. I watch alot of football during football season. Love to watch at home or go to a local sports bar, have a pitcher and just sit back and enjoy something non-stressful and just alot of fun. I love tohear peoples stories.Right now im looking for a job and looking to go back to school. One day I want to live in a high rise in dallas. I have a very dark sense of humor and no sense of sarcasm. Im sarcastic, I just cant tell when other people are so I take things very literaly and I am very pragmatic. I love to watch political shows like andersoon cooper, rachels show, and of course stephen and john. Usually I just end up yelling at the t.v. I listen to alot of everything, mostly I listen toclassic rock, and the hard rock station on sattelite radio. Wich is probably weird that one of my favorite bands is coldplay. You look at me and my high heels and perfectly fitting clothes, you would probably think Im high maintenance, I am one of the most funniest laid back people you will ever meet. I just want to have a little fun and make some connections with people, and I can be myself. I am a huge dork to, I must have seen ever episode of spongebob! Cant wait to get mail!

What I’m doing with my life

right now im looking for a new job, and wanting to go back to school. Im taking care of my children, it can be challenging having a special needs child. The reward are well worth the efforts. I love to see things through his eyes.I see his struggles, yet he is always so full of joy and unconditional love for me. He sees me as his hero.

I’m really good at

listening without judging. I love to sing and I love to cook. You will usually find me doing both at the same time. Music is very important to me. I will sing anywhere, anytime, for any reason. I am just one of those people you see who sing to the radio at the store. or just burst out in song for no apparent reason. I like to say I have singing tourettes. I take my cooking very seriously. I love alton brown. He is my hero. Im one of the only people I know that says time to plate the food. I think its important for food to look pretty before you eat it. You eat with your eyes before anything else. At least thats what i think.

Oh yeah, and I play a decent guitar hero.

The first things people usually notice about me

The first thing people usually notice about me are my eyes, they are very large. I can raise my right eyebrow. That thing has a mind of its own. I usually raise it when im annoyed or someone says something stupid. That thing has got me into so much trouble with bosses and drill sargeants. I swear i cant control it, I tried!

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Im a very eclectic person, one minute ill be eating sushi at a local sushi bar, the next ill be eating tacos and drinking a beer at taco cabana. My favorite movies are are by william ferrell, i loveforeign filmsin subtitiles andindependent films likequentin tarantinoflicks, My music is just as varied. I like classical composers as much as I like classic rock. I listen to alot of hard rock on satellite radio, even though one of my favorite bands is coldplay.I watch most of my shows on usa for the strong central characters who have flaws but are still likeably.
I read alot of fantasy, love classics, like alice in wonderland, wizard of oz,
i like books on society, 1984, brave new world.
I like young adult books, and I read all the harry potter books, loved them
I read rolling stone, maxim, and believe it or not, playboy has some of the most insightful articles I have ever read.

The six things I could never do without

these are not things I could never do with out just things i feel naked if i dont have,

cell phone
chapstick
hand lotion
gum
heels
lighter
cigarettes
I really cant live without my family, my three kids who always come first, and my sense of humor to get me through long lines, heavy traffic, and bad service

I spend a lot of time thinking about

All the mistakes I have made and the people I chose to trust, I also think of the things I need to do to fix them. Right now I am trying really hard to not think of any of those things. Right now I am trying to remind myself how beautiful I am and how many great things I have going for me. I have great kids, great family and great friends.

On a typical Friday night I am

Watching psych and monk, talking to my family,playing guitar hero I like to bowl. Sometimes I like to take my kids to peter piper, I love to skee ball.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

Im a closet nerd. I love to take movies apart, and I love sci-fi.
dont tell anyone, its a secret!

and ill even watch a good movie just to cry, that is def. a secret!

You should message me if

you want someone you can be yourself with. If you want someone who would have just as much fun drinking a beer on a tailgate at a tailgate party at a college game, as they would eating at a five star restaurant and picking wine from a wine list. If you want someone who is nonjudgemental and just wants to spend time with other people. If you are the kind of person who doesnt take themselves to seriously, and understand that people come and go in life, you should just enjoy the moment sometimes. Sometimes there doesnt have to be an outcome. Sometimes the point just is.