To all the geeks out there: I'm a fan. Seriously: glasses, computers, your love of Tolkien; I'm all about it. Nothing turns me on like a geek in glasses.

I have a pair of fuzzy D20s hanging in my car, and a bumper sticker that reads: Tailgate me and roll for damages. I like to think of it as geek bait :)

I'm a paper(less)-shuffling monkey. I was built for it; not like a girl-robot built for prom, but you catch my meaning.

I just closed on my house, so I anticipate doing a lot of small projects.

Staring down a dessert and willing myself not to have it. But I'll think about it forevs. Then I'll bug you in the middle of the night to go and get it for me.

Scrabble and Boggle. Do you think you're good? Wanna test that theory?

I'm hilarious. If you like straight-up goofy, I'm your girl.

Or you might notice my hand in your pocket. Don't get excited, I'm only trying to take off with your wallet.

My favorite movie is Dogma. Lucky Number Slevin. LOTR. Eulogy. Clue. Archer. Dr Horrible. www.LegendOfNeil.com.

My favorite book is This Perfect Day by Ira Levin.

I love interesting, non-American fare the most. Holy fuck, pho :)

My tastes are changing as I grow older. I mostly listen to MPR and The Current, and I contribute! I listen to Cecil Otter, Sims and P.O.S. on my iPod a lot. I saw the LOTR symphony when it came to the MN Orchestra. How often does Orchestra Hall have dwarves and wizards? It was glorious!

1. MPR (news and The Current)
2. Science.
3. Your lovely Mom.
4. A winning lottery ticket.
5. MN. I love living here. We have great festivals, restaurants, museums, arts, beer, and lead in voter turn-out.
6. Guys with glasses. If you don't need glasses, just hop over to Target and buy a fake pair and humor me. When I see you, I'll strip on the spot and say I'm yours.

Your Mom. She loves me and can't get enough of me. She told me so last night.

How time-travel in movies always makes me obsess about how the events just couldn't play out that way in real life, then chiding myself because time-travel also can't happen in real life. Yet.

doing your Mom, or, if she's already busy, I'm catching a band, maybe at the BNW seeing the latest show. Live art is great and needs to be attended on a regular basis. Music, theater, and comedy are all little treats most of us can afford.

is that i have adult photos. Here, I'll post them. Oh wait, that'd get me kicked off the site.

O-B--< There's a stick figure representation of my adult photos. Enjoy.

You're interested in getting to know this 1/2 Persian beauty. Meow! I can whisper sweet nothings into your ear in Farsi. Those beautiful back-of-the-throat sounds I know you've been dreaming about. Like a cat with a hairball.

Really, I'm fun and passionate. Not laid-back, I'm more energetic.

You love Halloween.

Or, if you can bring your geek on, and chat about Q from Star Trek TNG or why Data is the coolest bot ever, if you miss Space Ghost because seeing Zorak every week was a highlight, or we can bitch about how annoying Starbuck was at the end of the BSG reboot, or we can laugh at Zathras, poor Zathras, from Babylon 5.

Maria