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mariana__art

25 F Decatur, GA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:56am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Two-year college
Job
Politics / Government
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
ENFP if you buy into that stuff.

Welcome to the list of that which is Mary. Please stay for the end. There will be cake.

Half romantic and half realist. I argue with myself a lot. Not in a crazy way. Usually.
Sarcasm runs in my family.
My family is awesome. My mom and grandma are my two favorite people on the planet. My brother is also pretty cool... When he isn't being a pain in the ass, but I guess that's what siblings are for.
My friends are amazing. I couldn't have picked better ones out of a giant toilet bowl of sarcasm if I tried. Which, by the way, I wouldn't. Cause. Ew.
I like to sit around in my PJs just as much as I like going out for the night.
I have a bit of a potty mouth.
I drive with the windows down and the music loud. Weather permitting, of course. I also prefer to do this without shoes on. Yes, I know it's illegal. Some rules were made to be broken.
I was in marching band... And I'm proud of it.
I always wish I had learned how to play the piano.
I want to travel. The different people and cultures of this world fascinate me, and I would love to experience them. Not to mention all the food.
It drives me insane when people don't use the right "there, their, your, you're, etc." I know this isn't the most attractive quality, but I just can't take it.
Irish Car Bombs are amazing.
I enjoy taking showers in very little light.

"Reluctantly crouched at the starting line, engines pumping and thumping in time."
I told you there would be Cake. yeah. I make bad jokes.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm an administrative assistant for Gwinnett County. I work in a human services center. We partner with non-profits to provide programs and classes for the community. I get to help people every day. I like that.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
detecting bullshit.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a short white girl with a rather large behind.

"I don't spew profanities. I enunciate them clearly. Like a fucking lady."

I think it's a fair estimate that 78% of the people on here say "my eyes." For over half of them, I bet that isn't true. 39% of you are full of shit.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: I read. A lot. I buy books over shoes/purses. My dream is to one day have a room in my house full of books. I read everything from biographies to horrible teen romance novels (of this I am an addict. They're awful, and I love it.)

Movies: Pollyanna, Eternal Sunshine, Hook, Star Wars, Despicable Me, RED, Donnie Darko, Fight Club, Harry Potter, TMNT, Easy A (I have a serious woman crush on Emma Stone annnnnd also Jennifer Lawrence. But. Common. Who doesn't?) and whatever else. I'm not too hard to please, but I can't watch horror movies. I'm a chicken shit, and I won't sleep for 4 days. Unless it's one of those horror movies that's so ridiculous that it's funny. Like Dead Snow. Two words. Nazi Zombies. Awesome. Also, there are apparently a metric ass ton of movies that I should have seen at this point in my life and have not. Feel free to educate me.

Shows: I don't have cable anymore, so I'm now stuck in Netflix. I like to binge watch difference series.

Music: Portugal. The Man, Lydia, Mogwai, Hendrix, mewithoutYou, The Xx, The Black Keys, Radiohead, Russian Circles, Modest Mouse, Gasoline Heart, and I'll end with Taylor Swift. Yupp. I love it.

Food: I eat like a 12 year old most of the time, but I also enjoy sushi and a good beer. I'm a carb slut, and I love Italian. My current drink of choice is Jameson and ginger-ale. I'm a whiskey, good beer, and red wine lady.

Also, I could listen to Louis CK stand up every day. That shit never gets old.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My people
Coffee
Music
Books
Pictures
Oxygen
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I'm a woman. I worry. I also daydream a lot (this includes people watching.)

If I have to read one more pretentious profile of how awesome you are because you eat clean, are too good for tv, and just want to sit around discussing philosophy, I'm gonna hurl my 5,000 calorie cheeseburger.

Also... It seems like a lot of folks on here seem to be spending a lot of their time on the beltline. With alllllll these single people in one place, why are they all still on here/single? Just a thought.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Who wants their nights, or days for that matter, to be typical?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I probably know more about Star Wars than you.
I love red hair.
I can't swim.
I enjoy being manhandled and told what to do in certain situations.
I have seriously considered attempting to joing the Peace Corps and Americorps.
Every time I hear the word "faggot," I want a Cinnabon... With a little cup of hot jizZ
I’m looking for
  • Straight guys only
  • Ages 25–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- you want to
- you don't mind socks in bed
- you don't mind that I can't sit in one position for too long. I fidget. A lot.
- you can teach me something.
- you still want to.
- you would like me to continue beginning sentences with "you."

I "reply selectively" because I get annoyed with this every now and then and decide to stop responding to messages because I'm just over it. I recently just deleted my entire inbox. I swear. I'm not a super cunt. Unless I can be a superhero cunt. That could be fun.