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26 Decatur, GA Woman


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 25–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 2:48pm
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body type
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Two-year college
Politics / Government
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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INFP if you buy into that stuff. I previously thought I was an ENFP after taking one of those online quizzes. I had to take an MBTI course for work and discovered I'm actually an I.

Welcome to the list of that which is Mary. Please stay for the end. There will be cake.

Half romantic and half realist. I argue with myself a lot. Not in a crazy way. Usually.
Sarcasm runs in my family.
My family is extremely important to me. My mom is basically the greatest woman on the planet. My brother is also pretty cool... When he isn't being a pain in the ass, but I guess that's what siblings are for.
My friends are pretty.... Special as well. They're a bunch of fire poking, sarcastic assholes.
I like to sit around in my PJs just as much as I like going out for the night.
I have a bit of a potty mouth. I can keep it under control in "polite" company.
I drive with the windows down and the music loud. Weather permitting, of course. I also prefer to do this without shoes on. Yes, I know it's illegal. Some rules were made to be broken.
I was in marching band... And I'm proud of it.
I always wish I had learned how to play the piano.
I want to travel. The different people and cultures of this world fascinate me, and I would love to experience them. Not to mention all the food.
It drives me insane when people don't use the right "there, their, your, you're, etc." I know this isn't the most attractive quality, but I just can't take it.
Irish Car Bombs are amazing.
I enjoy taking showers in very little light.

"Reluctantly crouched at the starting line, engines pumping and thumping in time."
I told you there would be Cake. yeah. I make bad jokes.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm an administrative assistant for Gwinnett County. I work in a human services center. We partner with non-profits to provide programs and classes for the community. I get to help people every day. I like that.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
detecting bullshit. Seriously. I'm basically a human lie detector.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm a short white girl with a rather large behind.

"I don't spew profanities. I enunciate them clearly. Like a fucking lady."

I think it's a fair estimate that 78% of the people on here say that their eyes are the first thing people notice. For over half of them, I bet that isn't true. 39% of you are full of shit.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I read. A lot. I buy books over shoes/purses. My dream is to one day have a room in my house full of books. I read everything from biographies to horrible teen romance novels (of this I am an addict. They're awful, and I love it.)

Movies: Pollyanna, Eternal Sunshine, Hook, Star Wars, Despicable Me, RED, Donnie Darko, Fight Club, Harry Potter, TMNT, Easy A (I have a serious woman crush on Emma Stone annnnnd also Jennifer Lawrence. But. Common. Who doesn't?) and whatever else. I'm not too hard to please, but I can't watch horror movies. I'm a chicken shit, and I won't sleep for 4 days. Unless it's one of those horror movies that's so ridiculous that it's funny. Like Dead Snow. Two words. Nazi Zombies. Awesome. Also, there are apparently a metric ass ton of movies that I should have seen at this point in my life and have not. Feel free to educate me.

Shows: I don't have cable anymore, so I'm now stuck in Netflix. I like to binge watch difference series. Joss Whedon is my spirit animal.

Music: Portugal. The Man, Lydia, Mogwai, Hendrix, mewithoutYou, The Xx, The Black Keys, Radiohead, Russian Circles, Modest Mouse, Gasoline Heart, and I'll end with Taylor Swift.

Food: I eat like a 12 year old most of the time, but I also enjoy sushi and a good beer. I'm a carb slut, and I love Italian. My current drink of choice is Jameson and ginger-ale. I'm a whiskey, good beer, and red wine lady.

Also, I could listen to Louis CK stand up every day. That shit never gets old.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My people
Water. For real though. I carry my glow in the dark nalgene everywhere.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I'm a woman. I worry. I also daydream a lot (this includes people watching.)

If I have to read one more pretentious profile of how awesome you are because you eat clean, are too good for tv, and just want to sit around discussing philosophy, I'm gonna hurl my 5,000 calorie cheeseburger.

Also... It seems like a lot of folks on here seem to be spending a lot of their time on the beltline. With alllllll these single people in one place, why are they all still on here/single? Just a thought.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Who wants their nights, or days for that matter, to be typical?

Why do so many folks on here say they go out to a "local" bar? How many people go to bars far away from their house? It's probably a far less percentage than those that don't, so wouldn't it make more sense to only specify if you go to a non-local bar...? Just wondering.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I probably know more about Star Wars than you.
I love red hair.
I can't swim.
I enjoy being manhandled and told what to do in certain situations.
I have seriously considered attempting to joing the Peace Corps and Americorps.
Every time I hear the word "faggot," I want a Cinnabon... With a little cup of hot jizZ
You should message me if
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- you want to
- you don't mind socks in bed
- you don't mind that I can't sit in one position for too long. I fidget. A lot.
- you can teach me something.
- you still want to.
- you would like me to continue beginning sentences with "you."

I "reply selectively" because I get annoyed with this every now and then and decide to stop responding to messages because I'm just over it. I recently just deleted my entire inbox. I swear. I'm not a super cunt. Unless I can be a superhero cunt. That could be fun.