Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
INFP if you buy into that stuff. Let's get over this misconceived
notion that being an introvert automatically means you're
I'm one of those rare breeds that's actually from here. Born at
Dekalb medical and never lived anywhere but metro-Atlanta.
Welcome to the list of that which is Mary. Please stay for the end.
There will be cake.
Half romantic and half realist. I argue with myself a lot. Not in a
crazy way. Usually.
Sarcasm runs in my family.
My family is extremely important to me. My mom is basically the
greatest woman on the planet.
My friends are an extension of my family. They're a bunch of fire
poking, sarcastic assholes.
I like to sit around in my PJs just as much as I like going out for
I have a bit of a potty mouth. I can keep it under control in
"polite" company. Like your mom. Or my mom so I don't get the
"MARY!! Watch your mouth."
I drive with the windows down and the music loud. Weather
permitting, of course. I also prefer to do this without shoes on.
Yes, I know it's illegal. Some rules were made to be broken.
I was in marching band... And I'm proud of it.
I always wish I had learned how to play the piano.
Time for the standard, I want to travel crap. The different people
and cultures of this world fascinate me, and I would love to
experience them. Not to mention all the food.
It drives me insane when people don't use the right "there, their,
your, you're, etc." I know this isn't the most attractive quality,
but I just can't take it.
Irish Car Bombs are amazing.
I enjoy taking showers in very little light. I find it to be quite
I started hitting the gym more and eating better at the beginning
of the year and I'm astounded on how great I feel overall. I tend
to lax up more on the weekends in the food department. Yes. I would
like that beer. And that cheeseburger. Thanks.
"Reluctantly crouched at the starting line, engines pumping and
thumping in time."
I told you there would be Cake. yeah. I make bad jokes.
disclaimer: I am super allergic to cats. I can be in a house with
them, but I can't pet them without washing my hands afterwards. I
also can't sleep in a room they go into. I wake up with a swollen
face. No one wants to wake up next to the Kool-Aid man.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm an administrative assistant for Gwinnett County. I work in a
human services center. We partner with non-profits to provide
programs and classes for the community. I get to help people every
day. I like that.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
detecting bullshit while rarely calling anyone on it.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm a short white girl with a rather large behind.
"I don't spew profanities. I enunciate them clearly. Like a fucking
I think it's a fair estimate that 78% of the people on here say
that their eyes are the first thing people notice. For over half of
them, I bet that isn't true. 39% of you are full of shit.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: My dream is to one day have a room in my house full of
books. My bank account and I have differing opinions on this. I
read everything from biographies to horrible teen romance novels
(of this I am an addict. They're awful, and I love it.) My copy of
Looking for Alaska is falling apart.
Movies: Pollyanna, Eternal Sunshine, Hook, Star Wars, Despicable
Me, RED, Donnie Darko, Fight Club, Harry Potter, TMNT, Crazy Stupid
Love (I have a serious woman crush on Emma Stone annnnnd also
Jennifer Lawrence. But. Common. Who doesn't?) and whatever else.
I'm not too hard to please, but I can't watch horror movies. I'm a
chicken shit, and I won't sleep for 4 days. Unless it's one of
those horror movies that's so ridiculous that it's funny. Like Dead
Snow. Two words. Nazi Zombies. Awesome. Also, there are apparently
a metric ass ton of movies that I should have seen at this point in
my life and have not. Feel free to educate me.
Shows: I don't have cable anymore, so I'm now stuck in Netflix. I
like to binge watch difference series. Joss Whedon is my spirit
Music: Portugal. The Man, Lydia, Mogwai, Hendrix, mewithoutYou, The
Xx, The Black Keys, Radiohead, The Middle East, Gregory Alan
Isakov, Russian Circles, Modest Mouse, Gasoline Heart, and I'll end
with Taylor Swift. All of my Dropkick Murphys recently disappeared
from my music library. I'm super upset about it.
Food: BBQ. All. Day. Long. Whiskey, specifically of the Irish
variety... Usually Jameson on the rocks or with ginger ale if I'm
feeling frisky. Red wine. I've also been on a bit of a taco kick
recently. Allergic to mushrooms, but I'm okay with it cause they're
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Coffee. I'm an addict. It's bad.
Water. For real though. I carry my glow in the dark nalgene
High thread count sheets. Yeah. I added a 7th thing. WHAT ARE YOU
GOING TO DO ABOUT IT?! That's right. Nothing.... Please don't
report me to the OKC gods.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I'm a woman. I worry. I also daydream a lot (this includes people
It seems like a lot of folks on here seem to be spending a lot of
their time on the beltline. With alllllll these single people in
one place, why are they all still on here/single? Just a
Why some only post group pictures. I feel like I'm playing where's
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Who wants their nights, or days for that matter, to be
Why do so many people on here say they go out to a "local" bar? How
many people go to bars far away from their house? It's probably a
far less percentage than those that don't, so wouldn't it make more
sense to only specify if you go to a non-local bar...? Just
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I probably know more about Star Wars than you.
I love red hair.
I can't swim.
I enjoy being manhandled and told what to do in certain
I have a serious weakness for men with nice arms. I got it
Every time I hear the word "faggot," I want a Cinnabon... With a
little cup of hot cum.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- you want to
- you don't mind socks in bed
- you don't mind that I can't sit in one position for too long. I
fidget. A lot. I also tend to have issues knocking things
- you can teach me something.
- you will fold my fitted sheets for the rest of my life. I hate
those damn things.
- you are okay with these numbers:
- you can get me back into rock climbing.
- you still want to.
- you would like me to continue beginning sentences with
I "reply selectively" because I get annoyed with this every now and
then and decide to stop responding to messages because I'm just
over it. I recently just deleted my entire inbox. I swear. I'm not
a super cunt. Unless I can be a superhero cunt. That could be fun.
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