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27 Portland, OR Woman


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 25–36
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jan 5
Body Type
Rather not say
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids
English, Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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Introvert. Snarky sense of humor.

Perfectly fine (fine, not "perfectly" but "relatively content") spending a day roaming around town exploring the city by myself (bookstores, coffee shops, nature, landmarks, the un-landmarked etc...) but I think I need to branch out and meet people, given that I like to claim that I'm all about new experiences @ this stage in my life.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying rather clumsily to seek out the beauty in life despite all its tragically-comical/comically-tragic aspects.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Not bragging
The first things people usually notice about me
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red is not my natural hair color
i have a wide range of facial expressions
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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open to reading/watching/listening/eating new things.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
water (bodies of)
the written word
protein bars
and traveling adventures whenever I can get them. indispensable.
let me add that "family" and "friends" are implicit in "things I could never do without", so don't think me a heartless person...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Gonna be totally original here: the meaning of life.
encompassing questions such as
how can I be a better/less bitchy/more compassionate individual
what if there are really multiple universes + would it really be better to be reincarnated as a dog
am I ever going to understand politics
the vast inequalities of the world/should I have given that homeless man $ or not/damn China a fuckin' crazy country/other variants/deciphering The Economist
when/to where am I going to apply to grad school/will I ever apply to grad school/will I get into grad school/before I'm old
what notable eateries have I not tried thus far (specifically indian-themed restaurants)/when I am gonna learn to make paneer myself
what the hell was the last season of sherlock about/need to watch it again/need Netflix
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out at my apartment catching up on the select Hulu shows I watch, and/or reading a book.
Or doing yoga (trying to make that a habit).
Convincing myself that I shouldn't be online and should be composing some masterpiece of a short story.
thinking about what to do over the weekend 'n trying to get a friend together.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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The dilemma of too many choices. Do I go humorous or serious?
Ok here goes...I hoard many bars/rectangles/squares of dark chocolate for myself in my room and feel guilty about not sharing them. Sometimes. :[
Also, (I'm straight) but I'm realllly digging Alicia Keys right now: "Nobody knows that she's a lonely girl, And it's a lonely world
But she gon' let it burn, baby, burn, baby". First part: WORD. Second part: Well, I think that second part is harder to do than it sounds.
You should message me if
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If you want to;
You should NOT message me if:
you have yellow fever.