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27 Portland, OR Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 25–36
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jan 5
Body Type
Rather not say
Strictly vegetarian
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs
English, Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
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Introvert. Snarky sense of humor.

Perfectly fine (fine, not "perfectly" but "relatively content") spending a day roaming around town exploring the city by myself (bookstores, coffee shops, nature, landmarks, the un-landmarked etc...) but I think I need to branch out and meet people, given that I like to claim that I'm all about new experiences @ this stage in my life.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying rather clumsily to seek out the beauty in life despite all its tragically-comical/comically-tragic aspects.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Not bragging
The first things people usually notice about me
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red is not my natural hair color
i have a wide range of facial expressions
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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open to reading/watching/listening/eating new things.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
water (bodies of)
the written word
protein bars
and traveling adventures whenever I can get them. indispensable.
let me add that "family" and "friends" are implicit in "things I could never do without", so don't think me a heartless person...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Gonna be totally original here: the meaning of life.
encompassing questions such as
how can I be a better/less bitchy/more compassionate individual
what if there are really multiple universes + would it really be better to be reincarnated as a dog
am I ever going to understand politics
the vast inequalities of the world/should I have given that homeless man $ or not/damn China a fuckin' crazy country/other variants/deciphering The Economist
when/to where am I going to apply to grad school/will I ever apply to grad school/will I get into grad school/before I'm old
what notable eateries have I not tried thus far (specifically indian-themed restaurants)/when I am gonna learn to make paneer myself
what the hell was the last season of sherlock about/need to watch it again/need Netflix
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out at my apartment catching up on the select Hulu shows I watch, and/or reading a book.
Or doing yoga (trying to make that a habit).
Convincing myself that I shouldn't be online and should be composing some masterpiece of a short story.
thinking about what to do over the weekend 'n trying to get a friend together.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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The dilemma of too many choices. Do I go humorous or serious?
Ok here goes...I hoard many bars/rectangles/squares of dark chocolate for myself in my room and feel guilty about not sharing them. Sometimes. :[
Also, (I'm straight) but I'm realllly digging Alicia Keys right now: "Nobody knows that she's a lonely girl, And it's a lonely world
But she gon' let it burn, baby, burn, baby". First part: WORD. Second part: Well, I think that second part is harder to do than it sounds.
You should message me if
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If you want to;
You should NOT message me if:
you have yellow fever.