FL --> CA --> DC --> NY --> BCN --> back to NY
(Headed to Seoul & Tokyo next month for a few weeks, so if you have any ProTips for either of those places, holla & we can be friends.)
(insta: sharonmariem fyi fwiw)
(* I don't actually watch baseball. [insert that one gif of Marilyn Manson being like "don't talk to me about sports." you know the one. yeah, that one.] )
"i would say you are a total weirdo but i'm sure you've heard it so often in life that it doesn't even phase you anymore." - okc user itsarainyday (for a firsthand account of what it's like to date me, contact the aforementioned gentleman.)
**edit: he went and got himself a gf, so in the meantime you can solicit denman138 for insider information & sex protips.
*** edit edit: ALL MY EXES HAVE NEW GIRLFRIENDS NOW EXCUSE ME WHILE I STARE OFF INTO MIDDLE DISTANCE AND RUMINATE ON THE INCREASING LIKELIHOOD THAT I WILL DIE VERY MUCH ALONE. I DONT KNOW WHERE YOU CAN GO FOR SEX TIPS ANYMORE SORRY, WE ARE ALL DOOMED.
i probably don't want to sleep with you. UNLESS YOU HAVE LONG HAIR. STOP MESSAGING ME WITH YOUR STUPID SHORT HAIR. JESUS. STOP IT.
I slowly keep adding things to my okcupid profile that make me seem less and less desirable to the general public, and I'm not sure why. It's a vetting process, I guess. I hate everyone.
those are mutually inclusive requirements.
(also: if you have long hair, a neck tattoo, are taller than me, and are into comic books.)
(also also: if you are a creepy weirdo. for real.)
(also also also: I know this whole profile is sort of a big whatever joke but for what it's worth I tend to prefer: 1) creatives 2) academics 3) intellectuals 4) feminists 5) Jews 6) Asians 7) ectomorphs 8) total nerds, and all of those things failing, yeah, get at me with your long hair & neck tattoos, that part is not a joke)
...and if you don't mind that our first date will probably go like this: http://vimeo.com/29328331 (with me being Rich Fulcher - THERE IS A REASON I AM SINGLE, PEOPLE.)