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mariems

29 Brooklyn, NY Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men who like women
  • Ages 20–37
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:28pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Cancer
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a cyborg, but that's OK.

FL --> CA --> DC --> NY --> BCN --> back to NY
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
being awesome.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
see above.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my incredible wealth of charm and beauty.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
1980s literary brat pack novels. korean horror. british television. appalachian blues. food i didn't cook.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
baseball, movies, good clothes, fast cars, whiskey, and you.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
tumblr and the things on it. (ie, tattoos, hair, motorcycles, hip bones, & pugs.)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
out.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
they call me hadouken 'cause i'm downright fierce.

"i would say you are a total weirdo but i'm sure you've heard it so often in life that it doesn't even phase you anymore." - okc user itsarainyday (for a firsthand account of what it's like to date me, contact the aforementioned gentleman.)
**edit: he went and got himself a gf, so in the meantime you can solicit denman138 for insider information & sex protips.

i probably don't want to sleep with you. UNLESS YOU HAVE LONG HAIR. STOP MESSAGING ME WITH YOUR STUPID SHORT HAIR, JESUS. STOP IT.

I slowly keep adding things to my okcupid profile that make me seem less and less desirable to the general public, and I'm not sure why. It's a vetting process, I guess. I hate everyone.
You should message me if
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...you want to talk? ...and are really awesome?
those are mutually inclusive requirements.

(also: if you have long hair, a neck tattoo, are taller than me, and are into comic books.)

(also also: if you are a creepy weirdo. for real.)

(also also also: I know this whole profile is sort of a big whatever joke but for what it's worth I tend to prefer: 1) creatives 2) academics 3) intellectuals 4) feminists 5) Jews 6) Asians 7) ectomorphs 8) total nerds, and all of those things failing, yeah, get at me with your long hair & neck tattoos, that part is not a joke)

...and if you don't mind that our first date will probably go like this: http://vimeo.com/29328331 (with me being Rich Fulcher - THERE IS A REASON I AM SINGLE, PEOPLE.)