mariems
30 Brooklyn, NY
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My self-summary
I'm a cyborg, but that's OK.

FL --> CA --> DC --> NY --> BCN --> back to NY

(Headed to Seoul & Tokyo next month for a few weeks, so if you have any ProTips for either of those places, holla & we can be friends.)

(insta: sharonmariem fyi fwiw)
What I’m doing with my life
being awesome.
I’m really good at
see above.
The first things people usually notice about me
my incredible wealth of charm and beauty.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
navel gazey, indulgent, depressive fiction / emotionally void minimalist prose poetry. korean horror. british television. appalachian blues. food i didn't cook.
The six things I could never do without
baseball*, movies, good clothes, fast cars, whiskey, and you.

(* I don't actually watch baseball. [insert that one gif of Marilyn Manson being like "don't talk to me about sports." you know the one. yeah, that one.] )
I spend a lot of time thinking about
tumblr. whatever.
On a typical Friday night I am
out.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
they call me hadouken 'cause i'm downright fierce.

"i would say you are a total weirdo but i'm sure you've heard it so often in life that it doesn't even phase you anymore." - okc user itsarainyday (for a firsthand account of what it's like to date me, contact the aforementioned gentleman.)
**edit: he went and got himself a gf, so in the meantime you can solicit denman138 for insider information & sex protips.
*** edit edit: ALL MY EXES HAVE NEW GIRLFRIENDS NOW EXCUSE ME WHILE I STARE OFF INTO MIDDLE DISTANCE AND RUMINATE ON THE INCREASING LIKELIHOOD THAT I WILL DIE VERY MUCH ALONE. I DONT KNOW WHERE YOU CAN GO FOR SEX TIPS ANYMORE SORRY, WE ARE ALL DOOMED.

i probably don't want to sleep with you. UNLESS YOU HAVE LONG HAIR. STOP MESSAGING ME WITH YOUR STUPID SHORT HAIR. JESUS. STOP IT.

I slowly keep adding things to my okcupid profile that make me seem less and less desirable to the general public, and I'm not sure why. It's a vetting process, I guess. I hate everyone.
You should message me if
...you want to talk? ...and are really awesome?
those are mutually inclusive requirements.

(also: if you have long hair, a neck tattoo, are taller than me, and are into comic books.)

(also also: if you are a creepy weirdo. for real.)

(also also also: I know this whole profile is sort of a big whatever joke but for what it's worth I tend to prefer: 1) creatives 2) academics 3) intellectuals 4) feminists 5) Jews 6) Asians 7) ectomorphs 8) total nerds, and all of those things failing, yeah, get at me with your long hair & neck tattoos, that part is not a joke)

...and if you don't mind that our first date will probably go like this: http://vimeo.com/29328331 (with me being Rich Fulcher - THERE IS A REASON I AM SINGLE, PEOPLE.)
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