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mario_alberto

28 M Astoria, NY

My Details

Last Online
Jul 16
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Administration
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I am flirtatious, occasionally tipsy, and VERY charming.

Often sarcastic, I can sometimes come across as an asshole. Note: this just means that I am really attracted to you.

Figured we could cover the rest over drinks...food...and more drinks with more food.

Fair warning: Your girlfriends will fall in love with me, just happens.
What I’m doing with my life
I work at Cornell's med school. I never talk about work...

I live at the UES Equinox, M-F. Trying to maintain a social life between lifting/cycling/running... not easy.
I’m really good at
Cooking my mom's recipes. Being late--super good at that. Being forgetful--this one has gotten me in trouble, oops. Making people laugh? Sleeping (left side of the bed). Appropriately using racial slurs and making friends with bartenders.

Cuddlin'--been called the best.
The first things people usually notice about me
I get compliments on my skin, hair, and smile--so I guess, my face... but is that not what we all notice first, usually?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Favorite book is Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil.
Movies: BRIDESMAIDS, Saving Private Ryan, anything with Meryl, The Godfather, anything Superbad-ish, etc.
Show: BOB'S BURGERS!!! DOWNTON ABBEY (is EVERYTHING), Sopranos, Trueblood, Mad Men, The Office, Parks and Rec, etc.
Music: Everything! Thank god for Spotify.
FOOD: I'll try anything... seriously.
The six things I could never do without
In no particular order:
Music
Meats (I do have friends that are vegetarian/vegan but we are not close)
Gym
iPhone (communication and navigation)
Food & Alcohol (brings friends together and yes, I know I already put MEAT)
Hair products?

Of course my beautiful sister, family and friends. Duh.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Food, when I can get back to my bed, what I forgot to do/what I should be doing and just random hilarity.
On a typical Friday night I am
Usually drinking/eating with friends then starting a revolution...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am a blackout eater... The avocado pit and knife story is the best.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You have a great sense of humor, workout or stay active, and have an apetite! And just to get this awkwardness out of the way, be a little spoon.

Weaknesses include: Southern guys, euro guys, preppy guys, jocks, actually just all hot guys...