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28 M Baltimore, MD

My Details

Last Online
Apr 8
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Working on masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly), Hebrew (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I just want to let all you woman know that although I do have a profile I'm taken. Feel free to browse through my photos you know look at them in all their glory. Now take a mental image because you will never be able to get this I'm taken. Please don't try to message me or inquire I'm already getting flooded with messages every day. There way too many for me to sift through so I hired an assistant to do that.

Ten random facts about myself:
1. I fell out of a four story building, and lived.
2. I like to fix cars, TVs and women's emotional issues.
3. I'm the most sociable person you'll ever meet.
4. My apartment reeks of rich mahogany.
5. For me, sex panther works 100% of the time... every time...
6. I'm very athletic and have played ten sports.
7. I'm in graduate school for project management.
8. I like to dance, they call me magic Marc.
9. Yesterday, I woke up in a new Bugatti.
10. I idolize Hillary Clinton.

"We build too many walls and not enough bridges." -Newton
What I’m doing with my life
I went to, and am currently attending, University of Maryland, College Park, and have a degree in Mechanical Engineering.

I was never the stereotypical engineer. I tried it once, but after a rather traumatic first day I decided to just be myself.
I took the scotch tape off my thick black framed glasses, threw away my pocket protector after 5 red pens exploded all at once (seriously, what are the odds) and retired my calculator holster/ batman utility belt / protractor T square compass.

I'm currently working at a electrical contractor as a project manager, while I'm in school, and I'm also working with a few start up companies.

Guess what movie this quote is from:

"Well look, I already told you! I deal with the goddamn customers so the engineers don't have to! I have people skills! I am good at dealing with people! Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?"
I’m really good at
Protecting my red stapler, getting As on my papers,
Fixing stuff with manners, duct tape and a hammer,
Faking a southern accent, banging things by accident,
Sales and rails, meeting females, and taking them to Zales.
The first things people usually notice about me
Fun to be around, outgoing, great sense of humor and personality. My friends describe me as a clown at time, but I can be serious when I need to be. I am very honest/transparent and say whats on my mind and do not hide my feelings. My sense of humor is very sarcastic / dry - so hopefully you can handle that. If you are shy I'm not your guy. I always try to find the good in every situation and in general I keep a positive outlook. I like to be spontaneous at moments as well.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Catcher in the Rye
Breaking Bad
Most Music
Almost all foods
How I met your mother
Devil went down to Dundalk -
Music - almost anything from classic rock to hip hop/dance.
The six things I could never do without
1) Blasting Kenny Loggins Highway To the Danger Zone while Wearing Top Gun Aviator Sunglasses (or any 80's music for that matter)
2) Mountain Bike
3) Snowboard - going on ski trips during the winter
4) Tools to fix things like cars and other stuff that always breaks
5) Flip Flops - for going to the beach.
6) Sportscenter - Ravens, Orioles, Capitals!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
5 and 10 years goals and how to achieve them
On a typical Friday night I am
At Chess club, practicing with the math team and getting rest for my an intense early morning croquet match.

Don't get me wrong I enjoy a good night out with friends as much as I enjoy a relaxing night in - (I feel like everyone has this in their profile.)
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Anything you see or read above compels you to do so.
With that said if you like what you see shoot me a message!