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BikesRuinAll

30 Brooklyn, NY Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.66m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Status
Single
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Digital product managing. Bike racing. Reading. Hanging out with my dog. Writing.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm what's called a Product Owner at an Internet company you've probably heard of. I make sure we're doing the right things in the right ways.

Constantly trying to be faster at all the things.

I have a 3-legged french bulldog. She is the greatest thing on Earth and takes up a lot of time, too. But, y'know, in the good way.

I ride bikes a lot. I race for a team. So... I guess wearing a lot of spandex and doing a lot of dangerous stuff for no good reason.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making coffee. Drinking it.
Coming up with the right word or phrase for just about anything.
Driving across countries without sleeping.
Thinking of too many things at once.
Showing people around a good whiskey drink.
Making sure my hummus and my pita bread run out at exactly the same time.
Staying positive in the face of adversity.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My glasses. The cup of coffee in my hand. Moderate twitch.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Oh my god. This question is impossible. But...
Topline:

DeLillo, Safran-Foer, Brautigan, Hemingway, Carver, Franzen.

Star Wars, Back to the Future, all the art films I'm supposed to have seen at age 30 in 2015. I have a very unhealthy love of Top Gun and Days of Thunder. I think it's the unchecked ridiculousness and outright badass speed portrayed in both. Also, that I yearn for a time when even Tom Cruise wasn't insane.

All of the food. All the time. Please. Especially Chicago style pizza. How I miss thee.

I have pretty standard "indie" taste in music... but I have a weird affinity for hilariously over the top metal and mid-90's/'00s rap (Bad Boy Family, Ca$h Money, old Wu-Tang...). I also realized that I like Dan Deacon recently and I don't know how I feel about that.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Questions. Speed. Bikes. Books. Alone time.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Existentialism. Ways to shut off the part of my brain that is telling my legs to stop. Ways to entertain my puppy.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either going to bed super early to wake up and race or drinking entirely too much whiskey and embarrassing myself.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am responsible for the William H. Macy/boomerang rumor.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You consider an active lifestyle not just a plus, but a requirement.
You don't mind that I get worked up over "your" vs. "you're" etc.
You enjoy scotch and/or bicycles.
You want to do something–ANYTHING–to excess. Excess is fun and helps you get to know someone. Whatever it is, let's do it x10.
Or you just want to find some snacks and make fun of people.