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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 27–42
  • Near me
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My details

Last online
Yesterday – 8:26am
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Atheism and it’s important
Doesn’t want kids
English (Somewhat), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Howdy everyone. I'm changing up my profile a bit since my life has changed quite a bit this last year. I ditched the corporate job for a non-profit gig. Now I help people learn to make television shows. I enjoy it.

Aside from camera pointing and teaching people how to edit video I spend my free time plotting to take over the world with my friend The Brain. I used to work on old trucks but my tool box got stolen so that's kind of difficult these days...and the whole not owning an old truck thing makes it even less likely to happen.

Mix in some disc golf, bowling, whiskey drinking, misguided attempts at sarcasm and people watching on Trimet and you get a pretty good thumbnail sketch of my deal.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
My job takes up 40 hours of my week, but the good news is that there is no budget for overtime, so I always get two free days. I used to spend quite a bit of time sewing (well following patterns) but for some reason I hung the thread and bobbin a few years ago. I'd like to get back into it. I think a trip to Fabric Depot is in order soon.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Sarcasm. Really, I'm great at it. And being humble. I get so angry when people forget how humble I am.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The cloud of ninja smoke right before I disappear.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Oh great. This question. Wonderful. Lets start with food.

Food: This is Portland so the list of places I like is long and stupid. I'm still fascinated how much this town can fuck up a slice of pizza though.

Music: I'm all over the board. I spend about 90 minutes a day in my headphones on the bus, so I download/digest quite a bit. The only thing I can't stand is modern country.

Shows: Let me just go ahead and put this out there now, I hate musicals. I do enjoy live theater, rock shows, hip hop battles and stand up comedy, but when actors burst out into song over burning the toast or not paying rent on time I get physically ill.

Movies: Yup. I will watch most anything. Been a while since I went to a proper theatre. Not sure why that is.

Books: I read on the bus. Got any suggestions?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A camera,
an empty note book,
a good quality pen,
and other humans to interact with.

You only get five.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
That fateful night in the ladies room at Arbys when everything changed. Ahh memories.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I work Friday nights. Till 10. After work is usually time for a whiskey and a beer, but only one since I also work Saturdays. On a night when I can stay out after the street lights come on I like to get a good meal, maybe bowl a few frames. Back in the day I used to tango but Baby's been in a corner for the last few years.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I really don't see the need to bring that up here since everything that was revealed in court is now public record.
You should message me if
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You have a high tolerance for giant balls of goof.
You don't smoke crack everyday.
You'd like to have a conversation, a beer, a bite to eat or all three.
You want to help me repair my hip hop powered robot. (His head exploded when I accidentally played some country music.)
You promise to only stab me while I'm awake.
You do not use the letter 4 when you really mean the word for.
You can help me figure out why the thread always gets tangled around the bobbin.
You are the kind of person who occasionally says, "Fuck it, lets go get drunk and eat chicken strips."
You need help applying zombie makeup.
You miss dragging film and spending time in the dark room.
You are likely to get me to try something new.
You don't mind sitting next to the biggest nerd in the room.

So...if you'd like to have a nice conversation with a slightly odd fellow who will most likely make you laugh...type up some interesting words and I'll get back to you post haste.