I am divorced and have one child, a 3 year old son, who is the most important thing in my life.

I am a philosopher (degreed), comedian, poet, and singer.

I am a nationally ranked karate competitor.

I am a computer guru (non-certified).

I am not a follower, believer, or conformist.

I am the comedian, diplomat, leader, or revolutionary in most groups.

I am an amateur drummer and wanna-be bass player.

I aspire to be a songwriter and/or lyricist & vocalist for a band.

I like to jam with a guitarist/industrial DJ friend of mine.

I am going to start working on a short film with my best friend,
who is a actor/writer/director/producer who is temporarily back
in Los Angeles.

I have been told by all of the many women I've been with that as far as lovers go, I am skilled, attentive, and long-lasting.

I'm a free-spirit in search of entertainment, enlightenment, education, stimulation, and relaxation.

"I'm just gonna walk the earth, you know, like Kane in Kung-Fu, getting into adventures and shit..." - Samuel Jackson as Jules Winnfield in Quentin Tarrantino's Pulp Fiction

No, but seriously:

I work various McJobs to pay the bills.

I am co-writing a short film with my best friend, who is an actor and producer. We are also in talks to do an internet or TV series. I hope to also get into the music business by way of TV/film eventually.

I worked with my friend on the radio in Dallas on Wild 100.3 and 95.3 The Range. We had fun living the VIP life at the local country AND hiphop/pop dance clubs at the same time (WEIRD!).

sex / building & fixing computers / amateur auto mechanics, plumbing, wiring, carpentry, etc... / making up mediocre puns / singing / interior decorating / cleaning / organizing / listening to problems, providing sympathy, and then recommending creative solutions

I have sexy dark eyes and I am funny, smart, and friendly...

Books: The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy (by Douglas Adams), Brain Droppings / Napalm & Silly Putty / When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? (by George Carlin), etc..., Brave New World / Island by Aldous Huxley, 1984 / Animal Farm by George Orwell, Seinfeld & Philosophy, The Simpsons & Philosophy, The Matrix & Philosophy

Movies: Team America: World Police, South Park, Baseketball, Orgasmo, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill 1 & 2, Death Proof, Desperado, Once Upon A Time in Mexico, Planet Terror, An Inconvenient Truth, The Corporation, Bowling For Columbine, Farenheit 9/11, Sicko, Supersize Me, Thank You For Smoking, Fast Food Nation, Idiocracy, Fight Club, Office Space, 1984, Animal Farm, Dances With Wolves, The Last Samurai, Legends Of The Fall, Seven Years In Tibet, The Last Emperor, The Last Of The Mohicans, Gandhi, Malcolm X, JFK, The Razor's Edge, Schindler's List, Lawrence Of Arabia, 1900, Hidalgo, The Science Of Sleep, Eternal Sunshine..., Pink Floyd: The Wall, A Clockwork Orange, Vanilla Sky, Minority Report, The Game, The Island, The Princess Bride, The Pirate Movie, Popeye, Amelie, Napolean Dynomite, Superbad, etc...

Music: Rush, Metallica, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, Genesis, U2, Police, Beatles, Eagles, Beach Boys, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Flaming Lips, Radiohead, Tragically Hip, Deathcab For Cutie, The Postal Service, The Mars Volta, Granddaddy, Modest Mouse, Coldplay, Travis, Audioslave, Staind, etc...

TV: Family Guy, American Dad, The Simpsons, Futurama, South Park, The Boondocks, King Of The Hill, Robot Chicken, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Daily Show with John Stewart, The Colbert Report with Steven Colbert, 30 Days, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Kids In The Hall, In Living Color, Chapelle Show, Mind Of Mencia, Saturday Night Live, Mad TV, Not Necessarily The News, Talk Soup, HBO Hardcore TV, SCTV, Frasier, Cheers, Mash, Taxi, Seinfeld, Friends, Scrubs, My Name Is Earl, Arrested Development, The Office, 30 Rock, etc...

Video Games: Mario games on the NES/SNES/N64/GameCube/Wii

Fine Foods: Austrian, Italian, Japanese, Chinese, Mexican

Junk Foods: Mac & Cheese, Grilled Cheese, Peanut Butter & Jelly, Chocolate

Fast Foods: Taco Bueno, Taco Cabana, Taco Bell

Sodas (back when I drank them): Mt. Dew, Dr. Pepper, Root Beer

Beers (back when I drank alcohol): Shiner Bock, Warsteiner Dunkel, Kostritzer Dark Ale, various Hefeweisens

Wines : never cared for wine; it's too dry and gives me an instant headache

Liquors : Bacardi 151, vodka, tequila, Goldschlager, Jagermeister, Everclear, absynthe (it makes me sick to think about these now!)

to survive: air / water / food / sleep / shelter / sanitation ... to be happy: friends / family / conversation / stimulation / relaxation / sex to be legal: clothing / employment / money / electricity / gasoline / insurance ... to be entertained: internet / music / movies / tv / games / humor to be prepared: duct tape / velcro / bungee cords / nylon rope / key rings / flashlight

my son / my creative ideas / sex / the plight of humanity and the fate of the earth / the me from an alternate universe who somehow remained less jaded but who is essentially me, or who is as ignorantly blissful as the masses and therefore untroubled ny the billions of things that annoy me...

working / hanging out with friends / spending time with family / out on a date...

A. That information is on a need to know basis / B. It's Classified, ... Top Secret ... Level 5 Clearance ONLY! / C. I could tell you, but I would have to kill you. / D. I have a sensitive side / E. _ALL OF THE ABOVE_

If I sound like your type of man, -OR- If you are tired of dating your type of man, and want to try something refreshingly different...

If you are only want a one night stand, or an affair, or a 3some (M/W/W), do not waste my time!

Just kidding! I had to say that since I see so many girls say that on their profiles...

If you think I am just another pretty face, and/or are after me for my body, go ahead and message me, and we'll both have a great time while I prove to you that I have a mind as well.

If you are older than 69, don't message me unless you have a heart condition, like rough sex, and have lots of money to will away.