I'm a shortish white male of the stocky, northern European, get me a hat if I'm going to be in the sun, variety. I don't like wearing shoes, and I look really (ok, relatively) good when I get dressed up in a suit. Why? Because when you spend your days in t-shirt and shorts just putting on a button-down shirt makes people say "damn!".
I love reading, music, and I like to cook. My banana bread rules, but only because I can follow the Cook's Illustrated recipe. I can also prepare an entire Thanksgiving dinner without burning most of it.
I spend most of my time working, reading subversive websites, watching movies and reading books.