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markpjs

38 M Minneapolis, MN

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 32–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 1:44am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Vegan
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
**Do you play Words with Friends? Start a game with me! Look me up under "MontyBurns1976". I'm not very good at it, but I love to play, either way.**

I have a cat. He is so silly. I also have a dog and he's silly too. I always tell him that he is orange and wolf-shaped. I'm more of a dog and a cat person than a people person.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work downtown. My job is not exciting and it's not a lot of money, but I enjoy it and I like my coworkers. That's more important than money, isn't it? I think so.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
getting lost without a GPS. Even in areas I know, I'll forget which direction I'm supposed to go, and I can't think of anything between here and there, so I panic and take wrong turns.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
... is the handkerchief over my face, and the knife I just pulled out of my jacket! Gimme all your money! You can paypal it to mark@robbery.com.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Flight of the Conchords, Lost Skeleton of Cadavra, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Dr. Katz, Home Movies, Nick Cave, Henry Rollins, Tom Waits, Dr. Who, Colbert Report, The Daily Show, Conan O'Brien, Comedy Bang Bang (podcast), vegan foods!, meeting new dogs and cats... and then talking to them in a silly way (hello dog'ems! What did you do with your dog-day? Dog-related things?), watching bad movies and laughing at them, or enjoying dated (80's & 90's) movies and horror or sci fi movies.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Carbon
Oxygen
Hydrogen
Dog-kisses
Cat-meows
DVD player
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
mortality and giving foot-rubs.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At home watching Netflix with my cat and dog. I know you're impressed.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The first time I made out with a girl, I moaned. I thought that's what you're supposed to do based on all the movies and TV I had seen.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you want to talk about movies, vegan food, or the winning lottery ticket you found... and lost.