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marksbestfriend

30 M Seattle, WA

I’m looking for

  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 18–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:39am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other
Sign
Aries
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I have a little brother who didn't like the banana flavored Popsicles, which meant that he started eating the cherry and root beer flavored ones. Those were my Popsicles. All my friends had learned to stay away from my frozen yum yums, but my little brother never learned. I tried hiding them in the refrigerator, but they melted and he ate them anyway. I also have a little sister who ate the marshmallows out of the Lucky Charms, but that story is too long for this section.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I just moved into town, so I had to leave all my Bozeman girlfriends behind. I wanted to bring all seven of them, but there is only room for one in my apartment so I did what was right and gave all my girlfriends to my friend Mark. (Mark is shy and has a hard time finding his own girlfriends.)

I spend the daylight hours conquering the corporate world as a dashing promotions producer. Occasionally, I descend from the heights of my own greatness to perform karaoke for a grateful and fortunate public.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I can eat the ice cream from an ice cream sandwich without breaking the cookies.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once spent four days camping in my backyard and I was covered in mud by the end of it. That would be the first thing that you would notice, but that happened fifteen years ago.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books take too long! Who has time for that anyway? I say, "Grow up and get a life book worms!" While you're busy being a nerd I'm getting stupid in the club and getting down! Yeah!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. air
2. food
3. water
4. sleep
5. shelter
6. the sun (warmth)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My sock drawer is too full because I keep my crackers in there as well.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Being the perfect man.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Only my best friend Mark knows that I kissed a girl who turned out to be my cousin when I was 12. It's not that I didn't know she was my cousin, it's that I didn't know my cousin would tell her mom.
You should message me if
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Suppose my car is filled with bees and I am trapped inside. How do you save me from getting bored?