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markusdbarkus

29 M Charleston, SC

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jan 16
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Hospitality
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
INTJ

Spent 3 years in Denver, loved it, and now I'm back in the Dirty South. Big fan of music, baking, writing, gardening, being with friends. I'm going through a bit of a quarter-life crisis, figuring out my career, losing weight, and really focusing on finding out what makes me tick. So right now, I'm looking for meaningful connections and conversations. I always admire a healthy beard. Interests include sushi, brews from Great Divide (omg), SNL, Lorrie Moore, "Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me," farmer's markets, choral music, porn, peacoats, Poulenc, Pixar.

I appreciate dogs and prefer cats. As I realized in a drunken conversation with a friend, dogs are easy. Dogs are for people who don't have people. And then we started singing selections from Funny Girl.

I am well-rounded, introverted, and permeable
What I’m doing with my life
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Studied baking and management at culinary school in Denver. Recently moved to Charleston (so excited to become a local) and took a job as a bread baker. The job is kicking my ass a bit--lots of heavy lifting--but once I develop the right set of muscles, I'll be good to go (and rippling with sinewy power). It's a position that should lead to climbing the organizational ladder, so I see myself in management in a few years.

Also, ever since the supreme court DOMA stuff, marriage suddenly seems like an option for me. So, I'm sorry if I get starry-eyed thinking about commitment and sharing my life with someone I love.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
downplaying myself.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't say anything if it's not worth saying. Sometimes this translates as shyness. But sometimes something is worth saying because it's pretty fucking hilarious. So watch out!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Never? Never ever?

Computer (sigh)
Friends
Good conversations
Boiled peanuts
Regular access to a piano
Laughter
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
linguistic hypercorrection. Hypothetical conversations. Bits of life that would make for a good short story. Student loans. My future kitchen. Growing more vegetables.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
either very fun or very boring. It all depends on my company, and what I did Thursday night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've never seen The Titanic.
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