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markymooasaurus

38 M London, UK

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 25–50
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Aug 8
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and very serious about it
Sign
Cancer, and it matters a lot
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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Sociopaths Anonymous.
What I’m doing with my life
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Joining the dots of chaos theory, is it true....what does that mean? I don't KNOW!!!!!
I’m really good at
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All the things I'm not bad or mediocre at.
The first things people usually notice about me
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How should I know? I'm not 'people' noticing me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Peewee, Candy, Kate, Jalfrezi, Woody, John, Tom, Andy, Tori, Gary, Pedro, Dhansak....
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
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I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing with my Ouija board, milking chickens with giant human tits, playing darts with sausages, kicking back with a few beers and watching Judge Judy, listening to foxes doing anal, shaking hands for long periods of time, reading tv chat magazine, cleaning bogeys off the ceiling, running through the woods naked being chased by fake security guards. Playing Guess Who with Susan from Guess Who.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I need anal bleaching.
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