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markypie

41 Austin, TX Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 28–43
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:42pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other
Sign
Aquarius
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"We're all a little weird and life's a little weird. And when we find someone who's weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love."
Couldn't have put better myself Doc:)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Is this site run by my father?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Helping old ladies across the street and opening doors for blind people without expecting payment of any sort. Despite rampant smartassedness, I am a kind man, a true gentleman who lives a life of integrity. So, I guess I'm good at living by the Golden Rule.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My eyes and overall good nature
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Authors: Sedaris, Augusten Burroughs, Vonnegut, Bukowski, Tolle, Twain.
Movies: Coen Bros., Wes Anderson, early 80's comedies, dramas based on true events, Indie films
TV: Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Daily Show, Louie
Music: Andrew Bird, Iron and Wine, Alt J, Tame Impala, Ray LaMontagne, Umphrey's McGee, Radiohead, Ludwig Van. No modern country or rap.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friends
Family
Music
My dog
Humor
And this paddle game....remote control...lamp....and this chair...that's all I need
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Staying in the moment. Resisiting the urge to text and play Words With Friends while driving
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually at a show with friends or relaxing at home.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I cry while watching Schindler's List or Sophie's Choice. There's just something really sad about that whole Holocaust thing. However, I would probably cry during a movie about Holocaust deniers being lined up and shot.
You should message me if
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If you are kind, don't take life too seriously, fun-loving and mostly drama free, than I'd love to hear from you. Also, I am an introvert capable of bursts of extroversion. If you are the type of woman who constantly has to be in motion or talk about something, then I would probably end up stabbing you in the eye :-)

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