Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm Dani, I like to read to others and dance while doing groceries.
I'm a little bitter but loyal to a fault and my I name my household
plants. I live with a wonderful room mate and an adorable cat dude
in the north-ish end of this fine city. I host delicious brunches,
read a lot and own a few too many things covered in tacky religious
art work. I hate puzzles, they make me feel like I'm being bested
by tiny pieces of cardboard and this series of somewhat random
facts likely doesn't convey much about me.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a full time bartender and part time English student at UofT.
Consequently I spend a fair bit of time drinking, reading or both.
I'm still figuring out a lot of things but until I've got a more
concrete plan I'm pretty content to just pay my bills on time and
try to move though the world without hurting anyone.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Kicking myself in the ankles when I walk and tripping over myself.
I'm also really good at drinking whiskey which has no correlation
to the aforementioned tripping. I'm a damn good cook, I've
inherited my Oma's need to express love through forcing food on
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I look like Marla Singer or Betty Boop. When I wear a head
scarf people tell me I look like a white Aunt Jemima but I'm not so
sure about that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'll read just about anything, seriously and very quickly at that.
Non-fiction, bad romance novels, old misogynistic murder mysteries,
theory and criticism, sci-fi and fantasy, porn, poetry.
Some favourites would be: Pablo Neruda, Charles Bukowski, Steven
King, Margaret Atwood, Alice Munro, Leonard Cohen, T.S. Eliot, Dave
Eggers, Hemingway, Melville and on and on and on.
Musically I like something sad I can dance to and maybe a little
too much Patsy Cline.
I'm a documentary junkie, the more obscure or morbid the subject
matter the better... That or Drop Dead Gorgeous. Always Drop Dead
The six things I could never do without
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24 hour convenience stores
Tacky religious artwork
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether or not I can still find Narnia.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Serving beer to frat boys and my beloved but slightly creepy old
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