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marlinthebee

38 M Cheltenham, UK

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 4
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Chinese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Human with ant DNA.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Nothing.
Learning how to unlearn everything.
Laughing at small things.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
taking things seriously.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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My favourite books are in languages I can't yet and never will be able to read. In fact I started writing a book in a non vocal language that I hadn't finished creating then got lost and don't now know whether I'm the subject or object of something half finished in the back of my own mind. It is a funny story to tell at cocktail parties.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A Nokia ring-tone car horn.
That is all.
The other 5 can things take a hike....but not in my car.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The huge distances between stars and the fact that distance according to Kant is a fiction that can be discerned by no sense experience whatever. So is it far or not? If I close my eyes really tightly does the universe shrink like I feel it does?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Wearing socks that say Saturday.
I've a pair for every day of the week and use them as a time traveller would.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My beard is fake
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you roll a die and the number on top is a three.