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26 M Austin, TX

My Details

Last Online
Mar 9
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Atheism, and laughing about it
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of space camp
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Okay)

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My self-summary
Once upon a time, I was unsure of how to summarize myself. Everything about me wants to just write what I think people will like, but that's the kind of thing I'm looking to get away from. I dot know how to tell about myself. I like writing, graveyards, cartoons, and imagining the day that a boomerang returns to me.

Also, one of my favorite hobbies is going downtown with a pocket full of notes I wrote before hand, and handing them out randomly to strangers. I don't wait for them to read them, and I don't know which note I gave them. It's better that way.
What I’m doing with my life
I currently do chat support for EA Games and it's the best job I've had thus far! Laser lights and music pumping and NERF GUNS. What more could a boy ask for? I'm also working on my YouTube show that I've been writing for a year and a half. Soon I'll build sets and start making costumes, which is very exciting, if you're me. I get to make clothes look beat up!

I also write scary stories.

Also, meeting new friends that want to cause a ruckus, and talking to strangers.

I’m really good at
Making the best if a bad situation, procrastinating on my self-imposed deadlines, drinking games, taking care of sick people, and drawing still life in pen.

I'll be able to at least compete with you in Super Smash Brothers, and I can get Super Smashed with you, brother.

If you've got a mystery dinosaur, I'll identify it, and communicate with it for you. Free of charge.
The first things people usually notice about me
The blond dreadlocks are probably pretty noticeable.

I aso hear I have pretty eyelashes, which I'm okay with. People have told me that they plan on taking them while I sleep. I'm slightly less okay with this.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies... These will never be enough time or space... Scrooged, Little Monsters, Monster Squad, They Live, Visioneers, The Little Mermaid, Terminator, Total Recall, Usual Suspects, True Romance, Natural Born Killers, Tank Girl, What the Bleep Do We Know, Blade Runner, The Children, Battle Royale, Wall-E, District 9, And the CUBE movies... Just to name VERY few. Horror movies in general... Bad or good. I love 'em.

Books: Many. I love Murakami, Gaiman, Phillip Pullman, Max Brooks, Battle Royale, House of Leaves, The Hunger Games Trilogy, Crichton, Cat's Cradle, Bradbury, Of Mice and Men, The Giving Tree, Goosebumps... uhh... I left a lot of my books behind in the move, and now I can't think of them... For some reason...

Music: The Mountain Goats, Childish Gambino, Cat Stevens, MGMT, Michael Jackson, Coheed and Cambria, David Bowie, Block Party, The Smiths, Concrete Blonde, Daft Punk, Depeche Mode, Dethklok, Dramarama, The National, Dropkick Murphy's, Flogging Molly, Girl Talk, Gogol Bordello, The White Stripes, Kate Nash, Placebo, Queen, Say Anything, Shiny Toy Guns, Social Distortion, Sufjan Stevens, Notorious BIG, Wanda Jackson, Willie Nelson, The Black and White Years, Ben Folds, Iron Maiden, The Mars Volta, Bone Thugs-n-Harmony, Bad Religion. Florence and the Machine... There a lot more than this, by the way, and I love hearing new music.

Television: Dexter, Battlestar Galactica, Doctor Who, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Community, Oz, Adventure Time, Batman the Animated Series, Fringe, The River, Futurama, Mythbusters, 21 Jump Street, Spaced, Green Wing, Bored to Death, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Anrcher, Supernatural, The IT Crowd...

And all the bits inbetween. I also love listening to Radiolab. If you haven't heard it before, then you don't even KNOW (Bringing that phrase back). Also TED talks
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The fact that butterflies can see one more color than I can.

Wondering if one day the future me will come back and time and at least give me a HINT! Just a little one!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You need/want a companion for an adventure.

You'll be strong enough to eat me if we crash in the mountains. IT'S THE ONLY WAY YOU'LL SURVIVE! C'mon kid... It's alright... I had a good run. (Required)

You like watching awful movies.

Or if you wanna take this outside.