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  • Ages 25–39
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5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Atheism, and laughing about it
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Latin (Poorly), Chinese (Poorly)
My self-summary
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I have a pleasantly haphazard life. My mind is usually floating in a soup of code, reading material, probability, games theory, observation, analysis, reflection, golf, thoughts of food, and interior monologue.

I love being outdoors particularly at night in the city. I love the wild but always come back to the metropolises.

In my conversation there is both fervor and levity, wild exclamations, meandering trains of thought, plenty of non sequiturs, and unabashedly honest and inquisitive.

My humor is sometimes sarcastic, often self-deprecating, usually dark, occasionally intelligent, and always good spirited. I have a comfortably thick skin and like it when people are willing to voice their opinions openly.

I enjoy good meals, good drinks, and good company. I will eat everything with gusto and enjoy the novelty of always trying new things to eat. I love smoky Islay scotch and bizarre Lambic ales.

I have had some very meaningful and enjoyable experiences with psychedelics. I find smoking pot to be good accompaniment to almost all leisure activities.

I love risks, novelty, and competition. In golf, I receive great masochistic joy from my failures while enjoying myself immensely, it obsesses me.

When I’m travelling, I love exploring the world by the seat of my pants and writing about my adventures.

have a professed and longstanding love for all kinds of games. I have an affection for gambling, smart risk taking, and the absurdity of it all. I enjoy hiking and climbing immensely.

I enjoy being totally absorbed in a piece of art, literature, film, drama, or music.

I have bachelors degrees in neurobiology and sociology. Played poker professionally for almost a decade and am now a software developer.
What I’m doing with my life
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Relaxing, enjoying life, expanding my knowledge, improving myself.
I’m really good at
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Handling novel situations. Learning, analysis, ratiocination.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The unusual accent and cadence of my speech. My uncommon first name. Beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Salinger, Dostoevsky, Murakami, Ishiguro, Celine, Hunter S. Thompson, H.P. Lovecraft, Orwell, Bukowski, Fante, Poe

anything pickled, crazy cheeses, dry aged steak, brussell sprouts, live lobster sashimi, shabu shabu, yakitori, dim sum, korean bbq, raw oysters, fatburger, asparagus, tzatzki

Lars Von Trier, Quentin Tarantino, Akira Kurosawa, Sergio Leone, Takeshi Miike, Hideki Miyazaki, Old Boy, A Clockwork Orange, Taxi Driver, Dogville, Antichrist, Archer, Metalocalypse, Southpark, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Aqua Unit Patrol Squad 1, Mad Men, Battlestar Galactica, Sherlock, Luther, It's Always Funny in Philadelphia, The Wire, Oz, Akira, A Better Tomorrow and #2, Hard Boiled, The Deer Hunter, The Professional, THe Wrestler, Beserk, Layer Cake, Happiness, Paprika, Akira, Evangelion, Lain, Heart She Holler

Polica, Future of the Left, Stepdad, Wu Lyf, Spoon, The Kinks, David Bowie, The Beatles, Neil Young, Mos Def, A Tribe Called Quest, 2pac, NWA, Eazy E, Nina Simone, Ornette Coleman, Skip James, Portishead, Stereolab, Guided by Voices, Johnny Cash, Elliot Smith, AA Bondy, Wiz Khalifa,
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
art literature music reason science fatalism
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Probability, morality and science, evolutionary systems, puns
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Enjoying good food, good drinks, and good company
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm not a very private person
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