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My self-summary
Oh hi. I'm Dave.

When I was three I met another person named David and I was deeply suspicious of him because that's my name. Around that same age I confused my elbow with my butt. Not much has changed.
What I’m doing with my life
I work for OkCupid.
I write things with dialogue.
I just moved to Los Angeles after fifteen years in New York. OK, it's no longer "just". I've been here a year now. Dag, I hate the fourth dimension.
I’m really good at
One time a friend told me I use adverbs better than anyone he's ever met so how the hell about that, huh?
The first things people usually notice about me
"My, look at that clothed human."

People I have been mistaken for:
-the kid from Honey I Shrunk the Kids, but grown up
-Someone named Mark
-Moby again
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Master and Margarita (I'm on Goodreads if you're like super interested)

Upstream Color.

I know more about the history of Westeros than I do of the USA. I am allowed to vote.

Weimar pastiche. Also, that Discover Weekly algorithm that Spotify has is shockingly good, so like 12-15 songs per week I wouldn't have known about otherwise from them.


Also board games. Would you like to play board games? How about Monsterhearts? Let's totally play Monsterhearts!
The six things I could never do without
Coffee on the fucking subway but that's not allowed in Los Angeles for some reason so
And public transportation but separately
Bubble tea
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The House on the Rock
How I can navigate in my mind the streets of cities I no longer live in
My cat I mean you guys she's SUPER cute
On a typical Friday night I am
A clothed human.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I may gradually be turning into an albino.
You should message me if
You're a hoopy frood who knows where their towel's at.

Also if drinking beer while diving conversationally deep into thoughts about what it's like to be a fourth dimensional creature and maybe like trying to figure out what our names would be if we were whales or elephants or something. I think I'd still be Dave, but I'm interested in your thoughts.