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marsupiallegory OkStaff

32 Los Angeles, CA Cis Man

Cis Man

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 27–37
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 12:54pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Very often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Status
Open relationship
Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, French (Poorly), German (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Oh hi. I'm Dave. When I was three I met another person named David and I was deeply suspicious of him because that's my name. Around that same age I confused my elbow with my butt. Not much has changed.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work for OkCupid.
I write things with dialogue.
I just moved to Los Angeles after fifteen years in New York.
You can't drink coffee on the subway here which is BONKERS.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
One time a friend told me I use adverbs better than anyone he's ever met so how the hell about that, huh?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"My, look at that clothed human."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Tender Morsels
Y Tu Mama Tambien
I know more about the history of Westeros than I do of the USA. I am allowed to vote.
Joanna Newsom
String cheese
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Hugs
Brontosaurus
Coffee on the fucking subway
OK FINE THAT DOESN'T COUNT SO
Coffee
And public transportation
Bubble tea
Loratadine
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Jokes
Privilege
Dogs
How I can navigate in my mind the streets of cities I no longer live in
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
A clothed human.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I may gradually be turning into an albino.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're a hoopy frood who knows where their towel's at.