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martelbird

27 M Wayne, PA

My Details

Last Online
Aug 26
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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My name's martel. people mispronounce that a lot. it's mar-tell. Some people say martle, which sounds like someone gurgling. Anyway it's french. my last name's bird and some people call me that.
I believe that art, music and poetry are real magic. Creating and experiencing art can be spiritual, not in a sense that it's religious, but it reaches to a core of what makes us really human and can show us what is deep within ourselves.
My ultimate goal from moment to moment is to make the best joke. Raunchy observational humor is my favorite but I probably think i'm funnier than i really am.
What I’m doing with my life
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Art school for writing, scrounging for work as a cook or whatever
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
being funny
The first things people usually notice about me
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stoicism
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Black Hole by Charles Burns, The Jungle: Upton Sinclair, The Sound and The Fury, The Grapes of Wrath, For Whom the Bell Tolls

Synecdoche, New York, Beyond the Black Rainbow

Breaking Bad, Big Love, Mad Men, Twin Peaks, Downton Abbey, Homeland

Phish, Frank Sinatra, NIN, BTBaM

Asparagus, olives, bagels, pineapple
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
guitars
oxygen
food
water
shelter
clothing
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
existence
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
trying to take over the world
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends