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30 Santa Monica, CA Woman


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 27–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Apr 23
5′ 0″ (1.52m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from law school
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I’m an east coast girl displaced in paradise. I grew up outside of Philly, lived in Manhattan for several years, and relocated to LA about a year ago.

I love to explore—whether it’s traveling across the world or checking out a hole-in-the-wall down the street.

I have a sense of humor and so should you. While I am begrudgingly a grown up by day, I'm a kid at heart. I work hard, but I always look forward to doing something fun at night and on the weekends. INTP, but not (too) socially inept.

I’m into bourbon, and I love board games, particularly Risk. I read the NYTimes. I dislike cats and drama. I tend to wear black, but my apartment is mostly white. I don't think I understand hipsters.

I probably won't be impressed by the money you make or the weights you lift, but I'm always down for some good intellectual conversation. So, if you think that spending a Saturday afternoon at a brewery talking about something other than celebrity gossip sounds like a good time, we might be in business. Just keep in mind that I hate pretension, so please leave that at home. But please do bring some seltzer (see below); that'd be awesome.
What I’m doing with my life
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I’m an attorney, and I love what I do.

I graduated from law school in 2012, and after clerking for judges for two years, I just started at a firm downtown. (Bonus points if you know what a law clerk is).

I do serious work, but I don't take myself too seriously, and I always carry a work-hard-play-hard attitude. My only complaint is that my schedule is too weird to get a dog. Please let me know if you would like to walk my future dog. Thanks!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Pretending to be good at things.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm short. I'm about 5ft tall.

Also, now that I live in LA, I am told quite frequently that I look like "the girl from Modern Family." To be honest, I don't really see it, and I'm relatively certain that I'm about a decade older than she is. But hey, OKC asked what other people notice...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Lolita, Emma, Brave New World, Madeline

Movies: Being John Malkovich, High Fidelity, Shawshank Redemption, The Usual Suspects, Clueless

TV Shows: Mad Men, Homeland, Breaking Bad, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Arrested Development, Parks and Recreation, Friday Night Lights

Food: Everything! I have a particular knack for making bizarre, yet delicious, concoctions out of whatever happens to be around.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Dry, witty humor
A camera
Good bourbon
(Yes, I am aware of the fact that I only listed five things.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
why seltzer—which is apparently just called "sparkling water" here—is so expensive and hard to find on the West Coast. All I want is this stuff: Please let me know if you know how to obtain it in LA. Seriously.
You should message me if
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Like all people, I have some preferences, which I list below, but these are not unbendable rules (except for #4), so if you are interested in what I have to say, go ahead and message me, and I will figure it out:

1. You are between the ages of 27 and 35
2. You know how to have fun but you're secretly a nerd at heart
3. You are UNDER 6 ft. tall (yes, that says under -- as in "less than")
4. And you're overall awesome, charming, smart, witty, adorable, and otherwise perfect :)