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martieni

29 F Los Angeles, CA

My Details

Last Online
Mar 23
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 0″ (1.52m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Law
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I'm an East Coast girl newly displaced in paradise. After living in Manhattan for several years, I'm psyched to be living by the beach and taking in the California sunshine.

I have a serious job, but I never take myself too seriously. "Work hard, play hard" is my mantra.

I'm always down for a random adventure. I consider myself well-traveled, and I love to explore, regardless of whether it's around the globe, in a new part of the city, or just the menu at a hole-in-the-wall around the corner.

While I'm always happy to go out and have a good time, staying in with a bottle of wine and a good movie is also one of my favorite activities. I love board games, particularly Risk.
What I’m doing with my life
I graduated from law school about 18 months ago, and I am currently serving as a law clerk to a federal judge. I have tentatively committed to selling my soul to big-law in a few months, but I remain open to other paths.
I’m really good at
Pretending to be good at things, making deceptively strong drinks, calling people out on their bullshit, and talking my way out of any situation.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm short! I'm about 5ft tall. But good things come in small packages, right?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Lolita, Emma, Brave New World, Madeline

Movies: Being John Malkovich, High Fidelity, Shawshank Redemption, The Usual Suspects, Clueless

TV Shows: Mad Men, Homeland, Breaking Bad, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Arrested Development, Parks and Recreation

Food: Everything! I have a particular knack for making bizarre, yet delicious, concoctions out of whatever happens to be around.

Music: I like a strange mix of random indie music, folk/anti-folk, jam bands, and (when I'm feeling silly) terrible pop
The six things I could never do without
Dry, witty humor
Seltzer
Cheese
A camera
Good bourbon
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 26–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
1. You are between the ages of 26 and 34
2. You know how to have fun but you're secretly a nerd at heart
3. You are UNDER 6 ft. tall (yes, that says under -- as in "less than")
4. You won't create unnecessary drama