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34 M Harvey, LA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–45
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), German (Fluently), Hebrew (Poorly), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
hmm. pretty tough to summarize myself, since i am a very multifaceted, well traveled chef, workaholic and adventurer, but at first i just come off as the typical douchebag from the mainstream that supports single mothers one dollar at the time, and make them believe sliding down a greasy pole in cheap lingerie is really an artform.
i like to vine and dine and try out the goodies each city has to offer.
i also enjoy hiking, hanging out on the beach and basically everything that is related to the ocean
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
traveling, working, running away with the circus, bar hopping. i just finished touring usa and europe for the last 2.5 years and came back to new orleans, where i used to live before i joined the circus . very impressive, but i just use all this to get into the panties of random strangers i meet on dating sites .
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
cooking,kissing, entertaining, planning exiting trips, finding my way in unknown locations, getting into trouble, spoil the woman whom i care about, scaring away mediocre women
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my eyes,my confidence, my accent and my smile (plus i have a loud contagious laugh), the big bulge in my pants
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
chronic of an announced death, big bang theory, almost anything from , bulgakow, ephraim kishon . marvel,eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, pulp fiction, game of thrones, sopranos, tom waits, radiohead, jazz, blues , hip hop, classic rock, asian, mediterranean, fusion and many many more .. just too lazy to type it all up here
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my eyes, my brain, clean socks, my backpack, my passport, passionate kissing,
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what to eat, where to travel next, history and how confusing it is to keep all the facts straight, retirement, mating behaviors of the human being.
why i cant put more than 5 languages just to show off
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
working for the dollar bills y'all
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i am in an open marriage and i am in love with a strange woman across the ocean .
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
. you feel like grabbing a drink with a stranger that you just met on a dating site :)

. you dont share your bed with animals
you wanna give me a discount on a lap dance or grind on my junk in a hot tub