Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Being a former supermodel and billionaire, I decided to part with
my angel wings and wealth to blend with the status quo. After many
cosmetic surgeries to reduce my large perky chest, add girth to my
waist and de-straighten my perfect teeth, I am now an appreciative,
hard-working commoner! I have a warped sense of humor, good
intentions and an abundance of sarcasm. I am married, but believe
intellectual and physical stimulation are derived from a variety of
different relationships throughout a life span as one continues to
learn and evolve. I am an adult with responsibilities, but I will
always be a kid at heart.
In a nutshell, I'm a tomboy. I like to be outdoors. I enjoy hiking,
camping, off-the-beaten-path road trips and any activity near a
body of water. I was recently introduced to kayaking and would like
to pursue that. I played competitive basketball until about 10
years ago when injuries (and a reality check that I was older than
30) prevented me from engaging in activities that involve running.
I am not the scrawny pony-tailed gal I once was, yet I try to
maintain my sense of adventure and like being introduced to new
activities. Oh, and I learned that even though sport bras are way
more comfortable and practical, a lacy push-up bra can lift egos as
well as breasts on occasion.
I have two mutts rescued from the animal shelter, no children (but
I do like kids) and, according to my husband, am a social butterfly
who has the uncanny ability to start conversations with almost
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Figuring out what I want to be when I grow up.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
...being sarcastic and obnoxious -- sometimes simultaneously!
...reading a good novel in a day.
...being a friend (so I've been told.)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My height and my goofy laughter.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Mystery or espionage novels
Humorous essays and satire (Twain is a god)
Dr. Seuss rocks!
sex, lies and videotape
Once (or any independent gem)
Anything with witty dialogue such as Clerks, When Harry Met Sally
or Charade (the original, of course!)
Every Pixar flick
Dexter, Castle, Big Bang Theory, New Girl, Happy Endings, The Daily
My musical tastes vary. I enjoy "new" classical like the Ahn Trio
to tapping my toes to the washboard sounds of zydeco music. 80's
music is nostalgic. I am currently drawn to Brandi Carlile; she is
amazing in concert!
My taste buds vary also. I will try almost anything once. I enjoy
sushi, Thai, Mediterranean, Pho and Italian. Both tofu-laced
entrees and an occasional juicy rare steak can please my palate. I
tend to seek out independently-owned restaurants and
hole-in-the-wall gems. I am not much of a chef at home, but I can
make a great pumpkin chili in the crockpot!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why intelligent people don't believe in ghosts or alien abductions,
but place complete faith in an unproven deity.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing tug 'o war with my doggies.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I wear women's underwear. (Made you pause and think!)
You should message me if
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...you enjoy making new friends and having adventures.
...you are interested in constructing a mutually beneficial
relationship (platonic or otherwise) with a low-maintenance and
slightly goofy gal who is exploring an open/poly relationship with
her husband. (We are also open to forging friendships with other
...you are not living in your mother's basement (unless the space
contains a pool table, bar and disco ball.)
...you would like to teach me how to kayak, paddleboard or snorkel
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