My name is Martin, I'm on here to find someone with whom I can hang
out with. I think the best relationships start in friendship. I
don't want to play any games on here. I'm a father to a 3 year old
boy that is, like me, a pain in the ass at times. He is everything
to me. He does not need a mother. I'm extremely honest and I rarely
care enough to hold back. My friends say I have no filter and
they're right. I don't see a point in being fake. I almost always
say what's on my mind and I usually say it pretty loudly so the
easily embarrassed need not apply.
I'm looking for someone that doesn't take everything too serious.
Someone that likes to have fun and doesn't mind trying new things.
Someone that is just as ok staying in and watching a movie as you
are going out to a bar and socializing. Huge bonus if you play
video games, but not necessary. Also a bonus if you have tattoos
and/or piercings cuz I do find them sexy. I'm not looking for
somebody perfect, just looking for someone I can have fun with and
hopefully grow old with.
I’m really good at
- building stuff
- fixing broken stuff
- making the best of a shitty situation
- having my balls busted
- busting balls back
- finding what buttons to push that make you crazy
- pushing those buttons to my hearts content
- solving other people's problems
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm gonna say my face
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Harry Potter series, Hunger Game series, A Story of Fire and
Ice series, Lord of the Rings series. Authors: Edgar Allen Poe,
Rick Riordan, Dan Brown, Max Brooks, Tucker Max
Movies: Usual Suspects, City of God, Eternal Sunshine of the
Spotless Mind, SuperTroopers, Anchorman, Dead Alive, Army of
Darkness, Shaun of the Dead, The Breakfast Club,there are just too
many I love movies. I like all movies except rom-coms
Tv shows: Walking Dead, Dexter, Shameless, New Girl, Big Bang
Theory, How I Met Your Mother, the original Teenage Mutant Ninja
Turtles, there are others and of course the guilty pleasure of
awful reality tv.
Music: I like everything from Eminem to Queen, Rage Against the
Machine, Wu Tang Clan, Elvis, I listen to it all the only music I
prefer not to listen to is country but I do occasionally listen to
Food: I am willing to try anything once. I'm lactose intolerant but
that doesn't stop me from going dairy crazy. I just basically enjoy
The six things I could never do without
This is relative to the situation at hand in everyday life I really
only need my son and the obv food and water. Zombie apocalypse me
needs my son, food, water, a machete, a hammer, and duct tape.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If I had the ability to learn how to do things just by seeing them
done once, what would I want to learn first.
What does the fox say?
Who the fuck thought the duck face was cute and why is every girl
On a typical Friday night I am
If I'm not working I'm usually home with my little man and the pup
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am a fan of Justin Timberlake both musically and cinematically.
One year me and some friends dressed up like N*SYNC.
You should message me if
If you can be completely honest. If you're done with games and are
willing to meet up. I'm not here to just chitchat I'm here to meet
people. You can deal with me having a lot of female friends and I'm
still friends with all of my exes.