Have you ever stopped and thought about the future?
Look man, I'm telling you right off the bat, I'm high-maintainance, so... I'm not gonna tip-toe around your marriage, or whatever it is you've got goin' there. If you wanna be with me, you're with me. Too many guys think I'm a concept, or I complete them, or I'm gonna make them alive. But I'm just a fucked-up girl who's lookin' for my own peace of mind; don't assign me yours. - Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Happy Fun Quotes About Autumn:
"If conversations were babies, you'd be a 24-hour abortion clinic" - An ex.
"You have the compassion of a cold steel blade, you never make it hurt more than it needs to." - another ex
"You're like that little devil that sits on everyone's shoulder when they have moral dilemmas." - my brother
"Under that smartass lies an absolute sweetheart (though under that sweetheart hides an absolute stone cold bitch :P)" - a friend of mine
I'm of the opinion that there's nothing better than a basket full of clean laundry, and that some of it doesn't necessarily have to be yours. I also think that you can find happiness in the bottom of a bottle, it just has to be a bottle of raspberry vodka, otherwise you're just puking out the backseat window of your friend's car, painting the door with stomach acid and what had yet to be digested of your broccoli bites. Before you know it, you're curled up on the floor of another friend's bathroom, wrapped up in their grandmother's antique pink afghan (you know the one... with the rose-colored tassels on the ends), wedged between the toilet and the wall with a red potato that has some strange looking chunks taken out of it so it looked like a little dude with toothpick limbs standing triumphantly on your shuddering body, begging for someone to end your pain because you know that one of those people you were drinking with had a camera, and you know that, somewhere, there would be photos of you in this pathetic state, floating around the internet.
None of this really has anything to do with me, except that this is the kind of weird shit I come up with when I'm bored and have nothing better to do.
I run a personal blog: martyrized.tumblr.com
I am an OWbN Girl: owbn.net
I am mercurial, agoraphobic, and a tiny ball of hate who loves often and openly.
I am a misanthrope by nature, a pirate by trade, a romantic at heart, a workaholic by necessity, and a bitch by design.
I am also a legend in my spare time.
Consider for a moment, if you will, Schrödinger's Cat.
That is where you stand with me at the moment.
Are you sure you want to talk to me?