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40 M Lakewood, CA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 29
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Used up
Mostly anything
Other, and laughing about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Has dogs

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My self-summary
Im a simple guy. I have a sacrastic/witty/smart ass sense of humor, I like to be active (gym, kayaking, hiking, running, adventuring), Not interested in the club scene, like going wine tasting, going to the river, traveling when i get the chance, home improvement, I LOVE MOVIES (and yes im often quoting them), bbqing, netflix, volunteering, watching football (GO VIKINGS/GO TROJANS), entertaining guests, concerts in the park, Game Nights, I like hiking on the weekends and would love a hiking partner, im not into drama or game playing, if you want to know more please ask.

I love dogs, and spending time with mine. If you dont like dogs, than its not gonna work out.

I like Bacon!

I have been to Scotland, Ireland, Rome, Switzerland, Austria, Germany, Prague, Belgium, Amsterdam, England, Costa Rica, and Cancun in addition to most of the USA

I want to go to Australia, New Zealand, Belize, Fiji, Hawaii (to name a few)

I dont like mushrooms

Im not religious

I was born and raised in Lakewood/Long Beach - CA

Some Day i would like to learn how to play blues on the piano, and learn guitar

I have often thought how awesome it would be to bust out a banjo at a party, just for shock value
What I’m doing with my life
IT and loving it. Looking for someone to click with
I’m really good at
Computers, playing devils advocate, sarcasm, people watching, eating bacon, technology (i like to get my geek on), fixing/building stuff, Wood working, helping people, the occasional video game, whatever I put my mind to :), reading people, drinking wine, watching football, eating breakfast
The first things people usually notice about me
Tall, sarcastic, sense of humor
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Book - The Alchemist (I dont spend as much time as i should reading, its just to convenient to watch the movie :))
Movies - Way too many to mention, but Braveheart, Goonies, Taladega Nights, Hangover, Bridesmaids, Role Models, Super Bad, Zoolander, Team America, anything animated, I like them all!!!!
TV - NCIS, Big Bang Theory, South Park, Tosh.o, game of thrones, vikings, walking dead

Music - almost everything except hip hop, rap, goth, and trance
Food - i like most foods, but can be picky sometimes. Although i can usually find something i like anywhere, I dont like Raw Sushi
The six things I could never do without
Friends, Family, My Dog, Movies, Technology, desire to click/find connection
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Life, Friends, Desire to have a family, what I'm doing here, how to find happiness, how to live a good life, who will make me bacon next, if i'll ever go to Australia and New Zealand, where I will find my next dog friendly hike, if my Minnesota Vikings will win a game this season :(, and lots of other stuff.
On a typical Friday night I am
It varies, my couch watching a movie with my dog, having a friend/dinner night, reading tech books, at movies, in bed, at gym, at dog park, at dog beach, walking/running/jogging nature trail or park, happy hour somewhere, who knows, Fridays are usually mellow for me. Although id like to find someone to spend my fridays with!
I’m looking for
  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 28–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
You have a good sense of humor and can handle mine, I love Southpark and that type of humor among others, you want to take the kayaks for a spin, you like to hike, you love movies, you like to go wine tasting on occasion. You like dogs and realize i have the best dog on the planet. You're honest, your pictures are recent and actually look like you, and the things in your profile are true, you have something to say, you DO NOT want to play games, you want to meet a great guy and have someone to spend some time with.